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Melon muncher

Melon Muncher is a term usually referring to a person of African-american decent.

The term 'melon muncher' is quite recent and is not widely used

Melon muncher is of coarse implying that black people like watermelons alot.
Damn, thats a lot of melon munchers!
by SHAD0WZOMBIE November 26, 2010
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Twat Muncher

A person who munches on ones vagina.
Person 1: "I met this girl last night turned out she was a lesbian"

Person 2: "She sounds like a right twat muncher!"
by 4011446 April 17, 2009
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Mojave Muncher

The name for an act of foreplay in which the recieving party turns their blowdryer on full blast while pointing it directly into their partners mouth, causing extreme dryness, making the tongue rather "cat-like". The partner then proceeds to perform oral sex. The acts name derives from its extreme dryness, and to be quite honest. . . the chafing.
"i thought he was gonna go down and get me all wet but he pulled a surprise Mojave Muncher and damn near sanded my clit off! Goddam, i say Goddam!!!"
by themojavemuncher February 25, 2015
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Ghost Muncher

In a long term relationship your partner wakes you by going down on you, usually you sleep through it all cause you drank to much or your that tired.

or

That office creep that eats all the baked goods that someone brought it for everyone.
My was ex was such a ghost muncher, I never minded cause I woke up with a smile on my face!

or

Steve is such a ghost muncher he thinks that we dont know its him that sneaks all the cookies, but we do!
by Cumshoe March 24, 2010
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cooch muncher

One who enjoys eating, sucking, or snacking on the grundle area.
Clarky did five years for being a public cooch muncher.
by jesus abadobot June 23, 2008
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Bourbon muncher

Usually a working class sob who goes around putting others down with their harsh, negative and idiotic insults to hide their own insecurities... While he snacks on some bourbons!
Wow, that Jason kid sure is a bourbon muncher ,look at the size of him.
by Just_Flash July 25, 2016
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cheese-muncher

1) A person who is aroused by ones body cheeses.

2) A person who eats fromunda cheese / ear cheese / boob cheese/ butt cheese

3) Booty sweat / Ass Juice

4) Residence of Wisconsin

5) An act you can pay a hooker to do for a price
Mayor of Munchy: "Hey McFly, I got this girl in Green Bay to do something nasty!"

McFly: " What? When you went deer hunting in the U.P. for a week?"

Mayor of Munchy: "Ya Dude, our last day there, I meet a cheese-muncher!"

McFly: "Huh?"

Mayor of Munchy: "She ate my fromunda cheese. It was so gross!"
by Cheese4green September 23, 2011
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