The Murphie phamilie

The Murphie Phamilie once was your typical household, this however was before coal burn. After coal burn or AC as they like to call it. They became the most Manky, incest ridden family this side the of scotland .

boy 1 : Your uncle is your Brother

Your sister is your mother

You all shag one another

The murphie phamilie

murphie 1 : That's just no true

Murphies 2 through 12 : yeah

by ronocthedefiler June 23, 2015

Camel Mumps

A sickness from intimate contact with someone from the Arabian Peninsula.

"Nicholas kissed his girlfriend and now hes in the hospital with a bad case of the camel mumps..."

by DylMus January 28, 2020

memphis mudslide

When one attempts to deliver a Boston Pancake only to discover that they have diarrhea.

Dude, my chick was totally down for a Boston Pancake, but lost her mind when it turned out to be a Memphis Mudslide!

by P. Niss January 5, 2009

Mumps

During fellatio on a man, the partner places the entire shaft of the penis and both testicles in their mouth. Giving the appearance of someone with the mumps disease.

That girl filled her mouth with my dick and balls. She looked like she had mumps!

by Forget_i_was_here May 30, 2017

this muhphucka

term used in exclamation and shock at another person's actions

person walks into a room wearing fifty platinum chains

'THIS MUHPHUCKA !'

corn ball cat walks into club with three dime pieces in his arms

'THIS MUHPHUCKA !'

by Cite 3zy mah neezy January 18, 2004

Memphis Belle

The name of a famous B-17 bomber, that flew over occupied France, Germany etc. during World War II. As a part of the Eighth Air Force, it was the first bomber to fly it's required 25 missions.

"The Memphis Belle and it's crew will live on as legends".

by Ogie September 25, 2004

Mumped

Verb (past tense) meaning to get an infection caused by the mumps virus, characterised by extreme swelling of the face. Many people living in close contact such as frat boys commonly get mumped. People who get mumped can show no signs for upto 6 days after catching the virus, and are infective and able to mump others for upto 2 weeks. It is also rumoured to spread rapidly through the act of swallowing each other's semen; this may or may not be linked to why frat boys get mumped a lot.

Example 1:

Jared : "Dude, you've been off work for days! What happened?"

Chuck : "I got mumped badly"

Example 2:

Vincent : "Haha look at that guy's face! He got mumped!"

by Reverend Poleman March 20, 2009