mumping

Brit slang for begging stuff, usually used to refer to policemen extracting low-value goods or services (cf. mooching)

Local businesses hated Constable Dixon; he was always coming round mumping free meals and cups of tea.

by El Biero April 28, 2006

Mumping the Gat

When a girl is so desperate she climbs to the top of a flagpole in a snowsuit and sandals so she can pleasure herself with the sandals and top of the pole. Usually done by ex porn stars with very loose pussies that could fit a car. A hummer.

Dude last week I saw Kesha Mumping the Gat on the White House lawn!

by sailboatsmeller August 24, 2010

mumphrey

The imprint you get on your skin from tight clothes or a pillow.

Dammit, I woke up from my nap with a mumphrey on my face again!

by lbarkley September 26, 2010

MUMF

MUMF

(n.) abbreviation

Mean Ugly Mother Fucker. Usually referring to a gentleman of large physique, generally over 6ft with a Viking/biker like appearance, often astride a motorcycle.

When no riding like a twat can often found in biker bars, drinking copious amounts of alcohol and leading a life of debauchery and mayhem.

In conversation

"Who's that big chap over there, hitting people?"

"Oh, it's a MUMF, best not to fuck with him"

by A Mumf February 3, 2010

Mumford And Sons

A terrible, nothing special, bland pseudo-folk band from the U.K. that's gone multi platinum with their second studio release entitled "Babel". The singer, Marcus Mumford looks like a pedophile or like he swallows cum on a daily basis at the very least, and is also proof that a frontman who names his band after his last name is always bound to make bad cookie cutter music (ex. Bon Jovi, Van Halen etc.)

Who the fuck are these guys on the radio that are playing banjos? Mumford and Sons suck shit!

by a_user February 2, 2013

Mumford and Sons

One of the greatest bands of this decade!!!

Real music, no auto-tune, great lyrics, and just raw talent!!

Take notes kids!

guy # 1: "Have you heard of Mumford and Sons??"
guy #2: "Hell ya!! M&S are effin brilliant!!"

by Kinifelburger October 7, 2010

Mmpf

The noise you make when you you see someone that you want to be with physically but can't for whatever reason.

"Did you see what Beyonce wore on the red carpet the other day?"

"Yeah man! Mmpf"

by NameAlreadyExists June 20, 2018