mum

the way people say "mom" in england

my mum is dead

by tatomuck1n November 26, 2008

MUMS

Mass Useless Messaging Syndrome

If you are ugly, have no friends, and cannot adequately conduct yourself in social situations, then you will seek out acceptance via non-personal forms of communication to construct a facade to dupe passers-by that you do have friends based on the number of vibrations one receives after sending multiple short messages hoping for the same number of responses, ergo the same number of vibrations-an audible symbol many associate with friendship.

Dave has a terrible case of the MUMS.

by Michael GWSB May 09, 2010

mums

A word that means, literally, "it doesn't matter."

"That test mums."
-or-
"That test was insignificant."

by Whit Smith February 06, 2005

mum

What the british people say insted of the yanks who think we r all stuck up & that way say it wrong because we dont say "mom". The BRITISH invented the whole fucking language yew speaks so respect it and dont fucking change it.

(Y)British kid(Y):Hey mum, just going in town for a bit be back at 4

Yank:Hey mom-im gonna go and die now-be back later.

by (Y)pookie(Y) May 14, 2007

mum

The correct shortening of 'mother'. Stupid Americans stole our language and took letters out of almost every word and changed letters, this included, turning it into 'mom'. Idiots.

British: Hello mum! Americans are gay.

American: omgz! mom he caled me gay.!!1111!11wtf

by Thewin August 27, 2007

mum

The way Europeans/Australians call their mother instead of "mom"

I rather call my mom "mommy" then "mummy" because my mother isn't a corpse wrapped in bandages.

by Bobby De Niro August 05, 2004

will's mum

MILF who everyone has shagged bandy across the bedroom floor.

I shagged will's mum bandy across the bedroom floor and then she sucked my penis hard and then the end went purple and a big green vein started to stick out of my penis so she licked the daddy juice off the end and caressed her breasts.

by Robert Harding April 18, 2005