Mellon Ballin

Term used to describe a sexual act in which a male places his penis in between a female's large voluptuous breast (preferably oiled up) and humps them gleefully.

It is essentially a term used to describe a titty fuck, preferred by females who found the first term grotesque when asked to be a part of the activity.

I was so excited to be balling mellons with her and that rack that I accidentally ejaculated all around her neck after four humps leaving a marvelous pearl necklace.

Guy:Baby, can I um...titty fuck you.
Chick:No, just what type of woman do you think I am
Guy:Oh, my bad, I mean uh..can we get some mellon ballin going on
Chick:...Yeah sure, why not.

by n0ci nasty September 5, 2009

Mullen

When you're at a bar or pub and you sneakishly leave w/o paying your tab and/or saying goodbye to any of your homey's and homette's. This tactic usually consists of exiting through windows, scaling walls, doors, gates or roofs for the big get-away!

A men's softball team is out drinking after a game, and a couple pitcher's and Jägerbomb's later, they look over to their teammate and he's no where to be found! Hence, he just pulled a Mullen!

by str8_clown1n December 8, 2016

Mullinated

Adj,Verb-Mullinated,Mullined,Mullins
To get "raped",To take it in the ass, your butt,or a slant route

O man, you just got mullinated!
Did you see her mullin?
Watch for the mullin!

by CJAndrew June 4, 2009

Mellony

charming girl with a big sense of humor shy at first but once you get to know her she is so outgoing she makes party not awkward

Omg you wanna be like mellony she is always not awkward

by Mellony03166 December 16, 2018

mulroney

Canadian word for a liar, cheat, or thief.

Bob: Alright, who took my underwear and sold them on the internet?

Doug: I dunno, mulroney?

by Figleaf23 March 14, 2010

tyler mullin

tyler mullin is usually a faggot bitch who has a tiny penis and can never please a girl in bed

tyler mullin is such an asshole

by hehsushshsbsh November 9, 2018

Mullens

When you don't like to wipe your ass to the point where it gets so nasty, you get a big (the record is 2.5 feet..ish) ass skid mark, "poo streak", on someones bed or in the witnessed event, a mattress cover!

dood, do you like skid marks? wipe your ass or you're going to get a big Mullens on your bed!!!

by BEEF!!! May 20, 2008