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Blair Mullen

Doing a Blair Mullen is perfectly acceptable in soceity, within Falkirk.

A Blair Mullen consists of;

Dancing around, like a fool to heavy dance music.
Thinking you look cool, whilst doing the above.
Person 1: Jackson done the Blair Mullen last night, looked like a right bellend.

Person 2: haha really? what a idiot.

Person 1: Yeah, he did look an idiot. Thought he looked cool infront of the girls aswell.
by RealFanDan May 17, 2009
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bondage mallet

1)A mallet, or other hammer-like object used to inflict pain upon a willing BDSM participant.

2)Critical phrase used in the world-wide chart-topping song "Hit Me With Your Bondage Mallet". (It's nice to be a lunatic, hit me, hit me.)
A - Hit me with your bondage mallet?

B - Yup
by The Seventh Si December 29, 2004
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blake muller

Direct Quote by the man himself, "pain", he is the twig bloke of the group but he will always carry the sexiest mullet.
Look at that guy over there he looks exactly like a Blake Muller
by BIG4420MAN July 22, 2020
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Blood Mallet

An extremely hard erection, sometimes taking on a purple color due to the amount of blood in the penis.
Johns girl was so hot, he had some serious blood mallet.
by rainbow_shitshow August 23, 2018
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beef mallet

Last night that slut went so hard she yarfed all over my beef mallet
by Lemuuu October 14, 2019
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Blake Mullen

A dumbass motherfucker who is actually gay and loves grabbing boys ass
That dude is a bigger faggot than blake Mullen
by Blake Mullen April 13, 2022
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Breia Mallet

A person who is incapable of producing an original idea. Copycat. Biter. Poser.

See also; twatwaffle
Dude, you’re such a breia mallet, get your own life, loser
by Dingo999 July 19, 2022
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