muffcabbage

An insult, made up by the people of New Jersey. It is calling you a dirty vagina. A muff is a vagina and cabbage is..cabbage. Therefore, it is either a dirty vagina or a vagina with cabbage in it.

You've got cabbage in your muff you muffcabbage!

by Rxmcr December 14, 2010

muffkin

When a GIRL is taking a shit and her loved one is eating out her pussy. Basically, a reverse blumpkin.

When I was taking a poop at work, my boss came in the stall with me and gave me a muffkin.

by Carve a ham! August 16, 2011

Muffla cake

A muffin with a jaffa cake stuffed inside

Can I have a taste of your muffla cake

by Digital vibes November 12, 2016

Muffia

The Mummy Maffia, a rather strange and alarming breed who feel the need to knock the confidence of other parents in order to reassure themselves that their own offspring are Wonder Children.

Don't feed them after midnight!

Run for the hills, the Muffia are coming.

The Muffia will be on the phone to Childline after you.

Have you heard? The Muffia's toddlers can run marathons and fly Lear jets.

by Snozzbert May 12, 2009

muffrark

a bloody hairy nasty old grandma pussy/muff

Damn! Shes got herself a serious case of the muffrark

by Stefan Grant May 9, 2006

mufftard

A female (who has the muff) acting in a retarded manner.

Laurel, stop being such a Mufftard"

by BlaineFoster June 26, 2007

Muffaroni & Cheese

A specially prepared pasta and cheese dish uncommonly found on restaurant menus. Similar to Macaroni and Cheese with one added ingredient... Pubic Hair.

As our waitress brought me my macaroni & cheese I was enlightened to find a short and curly hair in my dish. What a pleasant surprise the chef had prepared me Muffaroni & Cheese.

by Spoodge March 11, 2008