anal muffing

n. A girl forcibly putting her vagina on a man's butthole

Rebecca: I heard Chad is up for anal muffing!
Holly: He better spread his cheeks pretty wide for my vag!

by MaryvilleGoSaints November 6, 2013

muffing

A derogatory word used to describe simultaneous oral sex between two lesbians, often referred to as 69.

Susie hasn't gotten any all week. Tonight she's getting drunk and going out muffing.

by Mr Muff April 12, 2007

muffdiving

The act of eating out rob taylor's butthole.

I was muffdiving last night and found a can of diet sprite.

by Roberta s June 22, 2010

muffing

Muffing is the new Mudding - since iPhone decides to auto correct everything!

- giggles

example: "Mo-reece is going muffing today in his friend's amazing Rubicon"

by Giggles124 April 8, 2013

MuffinMugger

A male or female who enjoys the act of stealing muffins. These people are often over weight and hated.

Hill Billy: "Hey Randy!"

Randy: "Yeah!"

Hill Billy: "Some MuffinMugger Stole my muffin!"

Randy: "You never had a muffin!"

Hill Billy: "Whats a muffin?!!"

by Alex and rory January 20, 2008

muffinage

the quality of having a muffin, apecifically an appetizing muffin, one worthy of be munched under even the most heinous conditions

Little G has got some outrageous muffinage - I'd eat that after a 10K run on the 4th of July!

by J<spiderman>B July 5, 2006

muffing

Long established Royal Navy slang for cunnilingus.
Alternative: Muff diving.

The bosun's mate got caught muffing a split (female) sailor in the cable locker.

by BandyE May 13, 2016