muddlehead

A professor who is regarded as an intellectual in his/her respective field for his/her theoretical applications to various cultural/political issues. While the professor can state his/her argument with great confidence and linguistic ability, he/she can't seem to take a position, much less differentiate between right or wrong, left or right, pro or con, black or white; turning everything into grey-matter. This phenomenon can be attributed to covering his/her own ass, academically speaking.

My professor is such a muddlehead; when asked to take a stance on abortion he said, "both."

by israel87 February 2, 2009

Muddie

Noun: Simply another word for goth
Verb: The act of putting on Gothic Makeup, dying hair black, etc
Adjective: To Describe a Person or Object

Noun "damn, thats one freaky muddie over there"
Verb "im just gona get all muddie before i go out"
Adjecttive "wow, thats dude sure is muddie"

by Chris-Frances September 24, 2005

muddleman

A middleman who forgets a promise or an obligation to arrange a deal or event with others. Not necessarily a habitual characteristic of the person, but it's damned aggravating when it happens!

Harry was supposed to ask Nance to our party, but he forgot. Next time, Nance says call her ourselves, and leave the muddleman out of it.

Allen ordered pizza delivered to the house, and Peggy was supposed to pay, but she never showed up. The delivery wench was totally PO'd. Never trust a muddleman with the cash end of a deal.

by mongo the catcarouser February 2, 2012

muddle through

Manage to get through something

"People look out for each other, they muddle through together"

by Aleksei190 January 11, 2017

Muddlefucked

When your absolutely drop dead gawjus wife walks into your view and you become mute and fixated on her every movement, you can’t even remember why you were saying or why you were even there.

As I’m talking to someone and my Gawjus walks in, just by her presence and beauty, I can’t even remember my ABC’s let alone what day it is, ie just been MUDDLEFUCKED

by Logan & Lexie March 10, 2019

mudderfuqer

mud. fuq. er.

surprise mudderfuqer

by tofuwithlettuce October 10, 2023

muddle of pud

Also known for an insult to the horrible "alternative band" Puddle of Mud, by switching the first letters of the first and last words around.

I hate Muddle of Pud, they keep playing them 100 times a day. Damn they suck ass.

by George Wallace May 11, 2004