All you muddle-aged guys out there

Da actual mental state of Red Green's main audience (you know who **you** are!) who listens to his "sage wisdom and witty revelations" lectures.

I'd like to talk to all you muddle-aged guys out there --- if you get college certification but all of your prospective employers just roll their eyes at your so-called "qualifications", just tell them that you do everything that Red Green says, and that'll PROVE that you're certifiable! Remember --- I'm pullin' for ya --- we're all in this together!

by QuacksO December 1, 2024

ass muddle

The act/performance of anal penetration by using ones feet for pleasure or for money. Similar to wine makers smashing grapes with their feet.

Erin: oh fuck my ass with your feet.
John: Do we have enough lube to ass muddle you?

Erin: just bare foot it like the wine people do with grapes.

by skuldss May 31, 2011

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Sensing Extemparanous Aura

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Sensing Extemparanous Aura

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Sensing Extemparanous Aura

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

Muddle

It was a word in code invented by Vita Sackville West and her husband Harold Nicolson, it means "affair" (mostly with the same sex for that is why it must be coded).

I'm in no muddles right now.
She is not exactly a muddle.

by Queerperson15 July 28, 2021

corn muddle

a corn muddle is what all the ain't shit boys at Temple smell like.

Von smells like a corn muddle, he is a fuck boy!!!!

by jilarmika123 April 18, 2017

PUD MUDDLE

When a woman injects meth and has an instant orgasm, leaving a puddle of cum in her panties.

Kari are you ok? "I'm fine , that shit was so good ..... I made a fricking PUD MUDDLE

by Shawn Donson February 13, 2018

Muddle

*Male version of a puddle slut.
*Male that does sexual favors for meth.
usually found on da block in pine county.

"Did you hear Keith is poonjin people for meth?"
Yeah he's one of da block muddles!

Guy: Duke is making his rounds today!

Buddy: Fucker is the definition of a true muddle!

Female: Too bad Duke has to be a muddle he's sexy!!

Friend: yeah all the Roseland boys are sexy in there own way check out Levi!

by deejaydizzle August 22, 2019