Motley crue 

lame-ass 80's hair metal band, guitar and drums are decent, but the bass is lame, boring lyrics all about the same damn thing. (sex,drugs,tattoos,porn etc) Often admired by cookie cutter scene girls who think that motley crue is "teh best old skool band eva" just because prominent scene band Halifax did their own version of motley crue's "kickstart my heart" into "our revolution" or some anarchist crap like that.

Is there really one needed? Motley crue blows coconuts.

Motley crue by Marc. O January 8, 2009

Motley Crue 

Vince Neil drove fast in his car hit and killed another rock star.

Tommy Lee got the hep C
so does his ex-wife Pamela Lee
they made a porn viddy
it showed Tommy boy's pee pee

Mick Mars looks like the devil's scrotum.

Nikki Sixx looks like a bitch.

Motley Crue once shot up whiskey cause they couldn't get a fix.

Motley Crue by THE END March 10, 2005

motley crue 

a bunch of hair band homos that wore makeup, had no real insight in their songs, and thought they were really bad ass cause everyone said they were...

"motley crue cant even touch real 80's bands like priest, maiden, and metallica. i wish they'd shut up and retire already!"

motley crue by prot April 23, 2006

Motley Crue 

A small piece of particularly dirty faecal matter, usually wearing make up and girly scarves.

I'll have to wipe my shoe on the grass as I just stepped in a Motley Crue.

Motley Crue by Lemmy March 22, 2005

motley crew

v. to destroy beyond repair and belief.

Last Sunday, I heard that Sarah motley crewed her laptop when she threw it out a fourth story window.

motley crew by Sabrina_C July 15, 2008

motley crue 

Anagram for "My toe ulcer."

Jerry G: Isn't that interesting, Carlos?
Carlos: No.

motley crue by Jerry the Gerbilizer March 15, 2005

motley crew

Verb; to use a substance intraveiniously.

I'm so going to motley crew this vodka right now.

motley crew by rawknob June 10, 2009