mortar and pistol

What former-Prez Ray-gun used in his various attempts to "crush" opposition to his foreign policies that were pro-big-biz at the tragic cost to the local inhabitants of said oppressed/conquered areas.
It's fortunate that the Iranian hostage-crisis was settled before "Prune-Face Ronnie" was elected, or the tense-but-stable situation might have gotten far worse if said senile loud-helicopter-utilizer had started using his "mortar and pistol" policies to try to get said captured Americans freed.
by QuacksO February 4, 2022
mugGet the mortar and pistolmug.

mortar

When having sex with a girl, pull out just before cuming, step back a few meters and aim upwards then shoot your load in a high-arcing trajectory, extra points if your shell hits the face.
Man, my girl dumped me cause i used my mortar on her.
by Yagdraa March 23, 2019
mugGet the mortarmug.

Mortar in the chamber

The impending need to make #2
I'll come over, but I have a mortar in the chamber so I need to take care of that first.
by ASilentJ February 1, 2012
mugGet the Mortar in the chambermug.

mortar strike

dude i just shot a mortar strike into your toilet
by myguymclovin December 17, 2018
mugGet the mortar strikemug.

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