mortar

When having sex with a girl, pull out just before cuming, step back a few meters and aim upwards then shoot your load in a high-arcing trajectory, extra points if your shell hits the face.

Man, my girl dumped me cause i used my mortar on her.

by Yagdraa March 23, 2019

Trench Mortar

The act of pulling out, placing your penis between the other persons butt cheeks aiming upwards, and yelling "fire in the hole!" while finishing on there back.

I didn't know if she was on birth control so I pulled a trench mortar.

by Drainage94 May 12, 2017

mortar brain

A lack of brain cells; a type of disease that causes extreme unintelligence

Gee, Matthew sure has a bad case of mortar brain. I heard he got a D on the math text.

by Jmuss729472 November 7, 2017

mortar focker

Someone that mixes and brings mortar to the installers.

That guy is the mortar focker.

by Seanieboobear December 30, 2016

mortar

mix of cement, sand and water used in construction to bind materials, such as: between bricks to build a wall, used with rocks to make concrete, a layer before painting ...

we need more mortar to finish this wall

by Henigan January 10, 2017

Mortar

When you jizz you hit your ceiling

I shot a mortar yesterday

by Demarcus DeQuarius Bartholomew October 3, 2020

Mortar in the chamber

The impending need to make #2

I'll come over, but I have a mortar in the chamber so I need to take care of that first.

by ASilentJ February 1, 2012