Mortar

A fucking no skill card used by fucking pansies attempting to climb out of their mothers’ basement in an attempt to do anything with their useless fucking lives and existence

“You really use mortar? Are you sure you’ve had sex before?”

by yunyunkunkun June 16, 2021

mortar and pistol

What former-Prez Ray-gun used in his various attempts to "crush" opposition to his foreign policies that were pro-big-biz at the tragic cost to the local inhabitants of said oppressed/conquered areas.

It's fortunate that the Iranian hostage-crisis was settled before "Prune-Face Ronnie" was elected, or the tense-but-stable situation might have gotten far worse if said senile loud-helicopter-utilizer had started using his "mortar and pistol" policies to try to get said captured Americans freed.

by QuacksO February 4, 2022

Gay Mortar Shells

Gay jokes, memes, and/or gifs that are dropped like bombs in group chat.

Dude it looks like the moon in the group chat from all the gay mortar shells

by LLJFondle February 11, 2019

mortar

When having sex with a girl, pull out just before cuming, step back a few meters and aim upwards then shoot your load in a high-arcing trajectory, extra points if your shell hits the face.

Man, my girl dumped me cause i used my mortar on her.

by Yagdraa March 23, 2019

Mortaring

V. The act of a male pissing in a high arc of 60-90°, almost vertically into a urinal
Past tense: mortared

“Everybody was really impressed with the height of my mortaring!”

by @NNG1911 September 3, 2025

mortar brain

A lack of brain cells; a type of disease that causes extreme unintelligence

Gee, Matthew sure has a bad case of mortar brain. I heard he got a D on the math text.

by Jmuss729472 November 7, 2017

Mix my mortar

When two people of willing spirit engage in a coupling of anus and penetrating item use a moment of passion to gyrate their hips in alternating directions.

Christian i think I'm ready, Mix my mortar!

by Poopdiddle February 3, 2019