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jorah mormont

Wow, Mark, Alice treats you like Daenerys treats Jorah Mormont on Game Of Thrones.

That's good, right?

Not if you want to fuck her, it's not
by Night King August 9, 2017
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mormon sized

A gianourmous, FREAKISHLY huge ton. So much it could feed or be used by a Mormon family.
A 50lb tub of Golden Soft at Costco it totally Mormon sized.

Dude, that 100 pack of Ramen is Mormon sized.

When you go through the drive thru don't Mormon size it, your ass is already fat enough.
by Alyson Clair June 30, 2008
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Mormon blowjob

When a girl sucks on a guys fingers
"Hey Kate, can you give me a Mormon blowjob?"

"Sure, Ryan"
by Gentlegug93 February 7, 2017
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Mormon Moped

The act of getting a blowjob and rimjob simultaneously
These two sexy ladies came over and gave me the most amazing Mormon Moped when one blew me whilst the other one rimmed me!
by Mikejaret February 25, 2017
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Mormon Meth

Sugar is Mormon Meth as the Mormon's eat baked goods like its an addictive drug, and its the only drug they are allowed to have as they do not drink alcohol or caffeine.
by Roger Jeyar January 16, 2020
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morongwa

She has a big heart, she's beautiful, caring but very stern and strict. She's very hard working, would do anything for her family and loved ones. Trustworthy and and extremely reliable. She can be stubborn and bossy, but she's often taken for granted. But don't ever test her, her temper is always ready
That women managed to build a home, take all her kids to school, work and 9-5 shift and still manged to curl her hair and look good everyday, she must be a Morongwa

Or

Yo... That women gave me a piece of her mind! Has to be a Morongwa
by NdebelePriestess October 14, 2020
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parking moron

A person who takes up more parking space than is needed for his car, so that other people cannot park alongside.
Guy1: Hey, look, this moron parked his ass between the spots! There was a space for four cars - now it's just two!

Guy2: Yeah, these parking morons must be punished... Why don't you flatten his tires?
by fabiana November 17, 2009
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