Mormonizer

A Mormon who just owns at all that he does.

Loved by all who meet them.

Jim: i hear Jeff's Mormon, that dudes so badass!

Tim:I know! he's such a Mormonizer!!!!

by Jimmy Luvdavaj June 12, 2009

mormony

Always happy, peppy, MORMON, and being the best u can be! Also, smart, well-liked, the leader in the pack, and ALWAYS STAND UP FOR THEIR RELIGION NO MATTER WHAT!!! Also, is known around their campus as religious

Man, Karen asks so mormony sometimes, with the whole jello, and
young women stuff

by Karen Macias March 29, 2008

Moronitude

The act of calling an 800-number's call center and being totally unprepared to take action on the reason you called.

My buddy called QVC today to buy the featured item of the day on his debit card, but he doesnt get paid till next week. What moronitude!

by Just Another Wiseass October 19, 2010

Mormonisms

The things Mormons do and say

"Can you not drink coffee because of your Mormonisms?"

by Denny Shaffer Schaedig October 19, 2011

mormonize

When a mormon sexes someone up.

Oh baby, come mormonize me!

by Jess Braz August 17, 2005

moronitude

The state or quality of being moronic or stupid. Can be used in reference to very ridiculous or simplistic modes of reasoning.

One wonders how someone, such as Michael Moore, can exhibit such an amazing level of moronitude and still function in society. Perhaps this reflects much more poorly upon the moronitudity of our society as a whole and its ready acceptance of simple minded role figures.

by JJSometimes January 2, 2009

mormonize

The act of sexing someone up by a mormon.

Oh baby, mormonize me.

Man, those hot mormons over there on their bikes can mormonize me any day.

by sexyjedininja August 30, 2005