moroforkider

1) Entruncated word for motherfu**er.
2) What Fach is.

You god damn moroforkider.

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

Moffin

N.
Maths Boffin. An extremely enthusiastic and clever individual especially in the area of mathmatics.

He/she is a complete moffin

by LadyyLady February 4, 2010

Grand Moff

noun.
1. A big shot. Someone who has a very large reputation. See Big Kahuna.

Term originates from Grand Moff Tarkin, the Imperial General who authorized the destruction of Alderaan in Star Wars. However, the more colloquial use of Grand Moff started sometime in the late 20th century.

1. Lumberg in Office Space is the quintessential Grand Moff Boss of the office world.

by dinyctis June 11, 2004

mouffe

Slighty posher than muff. A bit french sounding. Can be expanded & used with a variety of additions

Mouffe a l'orange (ginger muff)
camels mouffe (camels' hoof/toe)
Mouffe a le creme (spermy muff)
Mange le mouffe (eat muff/pussy)
Mouffant (hair like pubes, bouffant)
I like to mouffe it, mouffe it (disco muff)
Lets make a mouffe (mouffe that needs to move)
Remove' le mouffe? (shave your over grown muff)

by Astrid Gibson, Claire Moore & Bonnie Downes October 13, 2006

Moffettology

A particular type of story telling that is often rambling and maddeningly incoherent. Often best deciphered by only reading every third or fourth word. Sometimes it is best to keep reading until something, or ANYTHING makes sense.

Sometimes, if I haven't slept well for a few days, Moffettology might be the only way to express my thoughts and feelings.

by iamcfb June 17, 2016

Morford Statistic

A seemingly plausible statistic provided without reference to official sources to support one's position while in conversation.

A: "75% percent of people think X".
B: You just made that up, that's a Morford statistic.

by Resistingfanatic April 10, 2020

Moff

Moff : A word used only in a small are of the Highlands of Scotland, mainly heard in a luxurious and splendid little Town called Dingwall usually used by the coolest guys in town called 'Gudgies'.
MOFF Means something spectacular, tremendous or outstanding.

"Here boi did you see Carl Davis hit 175mph down the A9 in the pure MOFF Renault Megane he has tuned up?"

by Moffatron5000 October 19, 2020