This non-fiction book was written about one of the most devious mooches ever. The book has not yet been written by acclaimed authors, Tyrone Schiff, Jake Billmeyer, and Joe Tucker, but they have begun brainstorming various chapter titles that will be included in this extremely long read.
The chapter titles are all based on real life events that the three authors of the book witnessed themselves. Although humorous at first glance, the tale is in fact a sad one in which Frankel eventually dies a sad and lonely man due to his mooching.
The chapter titles are all based on real life events that the three authors of the book witnessed themselves. Although humorous at first glance, the tale is in fact a sad one in which Frankel eventually dies a sad and lonely man due to his mooching.
"A Moocher's Tale: Alex Frankel" was just a number 1 best seller on the New York Times best seller list!
Here are some chapters from the book:
Chapter 89: Asking for money after staying quiet in someone else’s room at 2:31am while they are trying to do homework
Chapter 15: Let me just have a taste of that Verners, I’ve never had it before
Chapter 22: I offered my food to someone else, but Frankel still wanted it
Chapter 18: I needed to try one on the other side of my mouth for full affect, even though he supposedly hates it
Chapter 49: A mooch calling another person a mooch, when they aren’t
Chapter 50: A mooch calling another mooch a mooch
Chapter 1: The Legitimate Mooch
Chapter 45: The IM Mooch
Chapter 27: Using Attire as an excuse to Mooch AKA Usage of a Phone
Chapter 75: I Owe You 50 more cents…No I won’t get you a pickle for 75 cents
Chapter 30: I’m just scoping out your stash…wait, I’m gonna have some of it too
Chapter 48: Why didn’t you save any pizza for me?
Chapter 14: The Piggy Mooch
Chapter 72: Lets just order pickles from Jimmy Johns, and can you pay?
Chapter 58: Sneak Attack Mooch
Chapter 33: The Deja Mooch
Chapter 4: The Ask N’ Go (Why eating a pickle when you’re too tired is bad)
Chapter 42: The Urban Dictionary Mooch (See High Voice & Qvickie)
Chapter 9: The Bluff Mooch
Here are some chapters from the book:
Chapter 89: Asking for money after staying quiet in someone else’s room at 2:31am while they are trying to do homework
Chapter 15: Let me just have a taste of that Verners, I’ve never had it before
Chapter 22: I offered my food to someone else, but Frankel still wanted it
Chapter 18: I needed to try one on the other side of my mouth for full affect, even though he supposedly hates it
Chapter 49: A mooch calling another person a mooch, when they aren’t
Chapter 50: A mooch calling another mooch a mooch
Chapter 1: The Legitimate Mooch
Chapter 45: The IM Mooch
Chapter 27: Using Attire as an excuse to Mooch AKA Usage of a Phone
Chapter 75: I Owe You 50 more cents…No I won’t get you a pickle for 75 cents
Chapter 30: I’m just scoping out your stash…wait, I’m gonna have some of it too
Chapter 48: Why didn’t you save any pizza for me?
Chapter 14: The Piggy Mooch
Chapter 72: Lets just order pickles from Jimmy Johns, and can you pay?
Chapter 58: Sneak Attack Mooch
Chapter 33: The Deja Mooch
Chapter 4: The Ask N’ Go (Why eating a pickle when you’re too tired is bad)
Chapter 42: The Urban Dictionary Mooch (See High Voice & Qvickie)
Chapter 9: The Bluff Mooch
by Tyrone Schiff June 20, 2007
Get the A Moocher's Tale: Alex Frankel mug.A woman who believes she's entitled to everything just because her boyfriend figured out how to instert Tab A into Slot B and she managed to pop out several (usually more than two) babies.
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A person tries to get things for free. Someone who picks up change as they walk. These people are usually jews
" i took my penny moocher jewish cousin out to eat and he told me he had no money so i took a string tied it to a penny and then to my car and had him chase it down 5th street. That'll teach his penny mooching ass!"
by greasler December 7, 2007
Get the penny moocher mug.When one becomes aroused while dismissing of feces from their rectum, and thus masterbates while defficating.
Moopert is as described in the poem below:
poop is good
poop is great
i like to poop while i masterbate.
shit is smelly
shit is sweet
i like to shit while i beat my meat.
crap has corn
crap is crunchy
i like to crap while i spank my monkey.
terd is long
terd is lumpy
i like to terd when i shake my salami.
feces make sound
feces are sharp
i like laying feces while i shoot my darts.
logs are smelly
logs can sting
i like to drop a log while my yogurt i sling.
poop is good
poop is great
i like to poop while i masterbate.
shit is smelly
shit is sweet
i like to shit while i beat my meat.
crap has corn
crap is crunchy
i like to crap while i spank my monkey.
terd is long
terd is lumpy
i like to terd when i shake my salami.
feces make sound
feces are sharp
i like laying feces while i shoot my darts.
logs are smelly
logs can sting
i like to drop a log while my yogurt i sling.
by Jimmy Little January 1, 2008
Get the moopert mug.A person who eats all your food a gives you nothing in return. This perosn usually eats all your food because they are too damn lazy to get their own.
by Alex Betch <3 March 5, 2009
Get the Moocher mug.A taker is any individual that is part of the 47% of Americans who pay zero federal income taxes...and then votes over and over for the party that is most likely to increase taxes (ie. take even more earned property) on the 53% who DO pay federal income taxes. These folks also do not have a hint of appreciation, or guilt in their hearts, rather they call you selfish if you don't agree to pay more, and give it to them. Of course this is all due to the King Enabler of Bad Behavior, the Federal Government...the gvmt is close to achieving their goal (48.5% of all Americans now receive some kind of federal assistance), to have as many people rely on the government as possible. This same entity is the primary reason for the suffering that is happening, all other blame is marginal, and is not the source...in fact, sometimes one may think the it's intentional.
Yeah, I know, sucks Billy is a real Moocher ("Taker"), it's sad...not sure if he realizes that his behavior is rather embarrassing and certainly not a tenant of any anything moral. Maybe some day he will contribute something to society, instead of being a net negative overall to society as he will most definitely take more money than he will ever contribute, all the while he continues blaming others for his bad behavior and his position in life.
Your right, what a selfish, lazy person, can we please not hang out w/ someone like that....I can no longer enable his bad behavior....his mindset is now destroying our country.
Your right, what a selfish, lazy person, can we please not hang out w/ someone like that....I can no longer enable his bad behavior....his mindset is now destroying our country.
by ....what's fair to you? October 10, 2011
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