mooketsi

A fat ass fuckboy, who likes nothing but pussy..and top it all hee is a drunkard by nature.

My Mooketsi body gives me an added advantage when approaching chicks..

by Jordax Velkom July 29, 2019

moosetits

noun.

crazy or insane.

My girlfriend just smoked a bunch of crack and she's totally moosetits.

by parkinglotbird August 9, 2006

mooper

Netspeakz for Computer

Example:

netspeak: I haz mooper.
english: I have a computer.

netspeak: yay mooper!
english: My computer makes me happy, YAY for my computer.

netspeak: I can haz mooper plox?
english: May I have a computer?

by Sansui350A October 27, 2010

mooper

a person who seems to exhale gas/crap from his/her anus very frequently

I don't want to hang around that mooper because I get nauseated when I do.

by Scrumptious Buns June 10, 2003

shmuel moppet

the act of a rubbish person doing anything rubbishly, or embarassing.

'holy mother of jesus i've only gone and done a shmuel moppet'

'rik waller? shmuel moppet more like!'

'someones done a shmuel moppet' (as the smell of poo poo fills the air)

'have you seen that rubbish olephont costume, the designers a right moppet, its embarassing really, i mean blooming hell its really very crap,

by adinosaur December 15, 2009

Buck and Moppet

When you fuck someone so hard but end up ejaculated violently on the floor, and, to keep shame from besmirching your dojo, use your partner's hair to mop up the subsequent sticky situation.

I wanted to just fuck and bop it, but I ended up having to buck and moppet instead. Pathetic. I'm going to drink bleach now.

by Thaddeus P. Heizenwalder March 24, 2017

Moopster

A girl who is all around moopy, derived in massachusetts.

Mary is the moopster.

by B-rad r March 29, 2009