Moontard

The name given to a person who genuinely and fervently believes that the USA never landed on the moon, despite the massive volume of evidence to the contrary. When questioned on their beliefs a moontard will respond differently depending on the severity of their delusion, some merely claiming that the landings were faked in hollywood studios so that the USA could "win" the space race early, others claiming that early missions to the moon found an alien civilization there and as a result of threats to the earth by this race the moon landings were faked to avoid interstellar war. All in all these people are idiots who use pseudo-scientific drivel to authenticate their claims, such as the proposed lethality of the Van Allen belt.

Moontard - "The moon landings were faked!"
Person - "But what about the fact that modern telescopes are capable of making out the landing site, the fact that there is a mirror positioned on the moon's surface exactly where NASA said they positioned it and the vast photographic and video evidence which you seem to believe is CGI, despite them being broadcast in the 1960s."
Moontard - "But look at this video, the flag is waving!"
Person - "Well yes, that is a result of microgravity, and out of interest, why did the russians not notice the USA never got to the moon, since they had the technology to track the whole journey"
Moontard - "Nixon bribed the entire USSR to never talk!"

by JF Dangerfield November 28, 2009

Moona

They tend to be very emotional, so be careful with them, but they also have a lot of love and comfort to give, they are typically found in Nordic countries or Estonia and are easy to love or make friends with.

Ohhhhh! I think I just found the Moona of my life!

by I'm the wisest January 17, 2019

moonbag

To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth of another person while facing away from them. Reverse Teabag.

Victoria loves to be moonbagged as it gives her plenty of access to the buttclit.

by angiesunderfire March 3, 2015

Monfay

Monfay is a replacement word. Its meaning depends on the situation.

Definition 1:
shut the monfay up.

Definition 2:
your so monfay.

by monfayisourword July 18, 2010

Moonbanger

An average height person of good spirit but extremely homophobic. Typically a pilot or someone who is in the aviation industry. The term 'moonbanger' has no homosexual connotation but due to the paranoid nature of the person they automatically assume it to be. The term can also be used as a nickname and is often used in that context.

hey moonbanger, how have you been?

by The Great White Douche July 17, 2010

moonpatch

The lighted area around the moon at night. When its cloudy, the moon illuminates the clouds in a circle of light.

omg! look at the moon in its moonpatch of lightness!

by laaadeeedaaaa March 30, 2011

Moonga yes

A word that makes the Moongas happy. It is often used to congratulate them or congratulate something they have done

Goonga:We hate you
Moongas:Moonga yes
Goonga:*dies*

by ML1N April 15, 2019