mooliepetcunt

A common white trash greeting similar to saying "good day to you kind sir"

Mooliepetcunt there Tugboat, have a frosty PBR.

by MR January 5, 2005

moonpie

n. A drink deal combo consisting of 3 beers and 1 shot of jagermeister. Usually bought at a good bar on a good night.

Hook me up with a moonpie.

by shizer twigstick July 28, 2004

moonpie muncher

Describes the white male of an interracial relationship with a black female. This term is used as an antonymn to term Snicker Licker or the white female of an interracial relationship with a black male.

She was a fine looking piece of dark chocolate, but the only way she knew how to improve her credit rating was to marry a moonpie muncher.

by Crazi8 February 21, 2014

hairy moonpie

When a female has hair covering her buttocks as she's bent over exposing a back shot of the hairy cooch

Mike really had a hankering for some of Angie's hairy moonpie

by BIG T 49 August 17, 2017

Moonpie

When a couple is in the 69 position, but they suck poop out of eachothers' buttholes, then proceed to kissing and exchanging it, and ultimately swallowing it.

My mouth stank last night after we did a moonpie.

by Midnightwaffles January 8, 2011

moolies

Comical, nonsense/comic-slang word for the testicles. Pioneered by the British comic Kenneth Williams in the 1960s.

I almost got kicked in the moolies by that nutter in the pub.

by Ezraman May 10, 2006

Moolie

Teenage to twenties guys (usually from up North, aka, "Yankees", who come to Myrtle Beach, SC on vacation (usually with their families/friends) and pick up local girls. They usually travel in packs and are collectively referred to as "the Moolies" or "our Moolies" by the local girls who hang out with them for a week and then replace them with a new group of Moolies after their vacation is over. Frequently the girls don't bother to learn the names of the individual Moolies, and won't recognize a stray Moolie who has wandered from the pack.

Moolies are often Grommits.

girl (at the club): "Do you see our Moolies anywhere?"
cousin: "I see a couple of them. Not the cute ones though."
sister: "I can't tell if it's them when they are apart".

girl: "Let's go out to the beach and look for the Moolies".
sister: "I don't think I see them. Let's take a walk and find some new Moolies".

by Moolygirl July 6, 2012