Mook

Sh*t or doodoo

I gotta take a mook.

It smells like mook.

You got mook all over you.

by anonymous September 28, 2022

mook

to put it in one word - a bastard.
or prick. or sum guy that shows off all the time about stuff.

Dizzee rascal vs Crazy Titch -
they had an mc battle n then Crazy T calls diz a mook.

diz - 'I'm not a mook, i kno wot ur thinkin ye, but I'm not a mook!'

and then it breaks into a fight.
After Crazy Titch releases the piss-take song - Jus' an arsehole in the tune of Jus' a rascal.Then diz did a freestyle to leanback to take the piss or Crazy T.

by -Loop- July 19, 2008

Mook

A publication that is intermediate between a book and a magazine.

"Gothic & Lolita Bible" is a quarterly mook and essential reading for anyone who wishes to enter the Lolita subculture.

by SuperMaligan December 14, 2014

Mook

A guy who usually likes to fuck men in the ass.

Alternatively, a queer who likes to take it up the ass.

Gay Prisoner 1: Whoa, Big Bubba is really giving that guy a pounding.

Gay Prisoner 2: Yeah, what a pair of Mooks.

by Hypebeast Slayer August 13, 2018

mook

(noun) a moron; dumbass.

That dude is such a mook, he doesn't even know what an adjective is.

Did you hear Bush's speech today? Dude is a mook.

by PDiddle May 17, 2005

Mook

Taking a bong rip topped with tobacco .

Im about to take a fat mook!!

by Sonny plew August 3, 2017

Mook

Anthony Abode

Sara: "AJ is a mook bro"
Matt: "Why bro?"
Sara: "He be watching Pretty Little Liars bro"
Matt: "What a mook"

by Analisweirdddddd October 4, 2020