mooking

to be joking or kidding.

You gotta be mooking me.

It's a joke. I am just mooking with you.

by dietsoda September 11, 2011

moosing

moosing; the act of extending one's lower lip then rubbing it upon another human. this is rumored to lock that moment in both of the involved people's heads forever. the person doing the "moosing" is called the "mooser." as a noun, the act of doing it is called a "moose." the leftover saliva on the other person's skin is referred to as the "moose juice." if sanitation is an issue, you can always "blow a moose" by extending your lower lip, opening your mouth slightly, blowing, and guiding it with your hand in much of the same way one could blow a kiss.

Wow, that was the moosing opportunity of a lifetime!

by imoose December 2, 2010

Moosing

To have sex in a verry loud and obnoxious mannor. Also spelled moosin'.

Hey bro did you hear what happened at the party last night? Some guy was in the room moosing some chick!

by Sakotheking November 30, 2013

mooning

mooning is when guys drive around in a car with their boy-buns showing out the window.

A bunch of us cadets are going to drive around campus mooning and showing our boners for Halloween!

by eda-skip October 20, 2021

Mooping

Mooping is a demon sucking farts from the hosts ass for a whole year through a small bendy straw.

"I've been saving a years worth of farts for my mooping"

by Junior "Bones" October 16, 2016

mooking

An act of necrophelia in which 1 person puts his mouth in or around the corpse's private area and 1 climbs up a ladder and jumps on the stomach of the dead body, shooting fecal matter and intestines into the other's mouth.

They were gonna go mooking, but the dead body had decomposed too much already.

by boyzRhot December 29, 2009

mooning

thinking of someone you are in love with

"are you still mooning over your man?"

by p12etty July 20, 2008