montecillo

1) n. - Commonly mistaken for "Monticello" the sir name of people with a noble Spanish ancestry: often translated as "hill" or "small mountain"2) n./adj. - a discrete aroma or flavor that is proven to increase intelligence, happiness, and overall likeablity;only found at the tip of a Filipino penis.

1) "Hello, Mr. Montecillo!"2) "You notice that Karen's boyfriend isn't acting like a fucking douche anymore?""It's 'cause everytime they kiss good-bye, he tastes a little montecillo."

by FancyThatManBag November 11, 2009

Monte

A man of great character and depth with the ability to make the sun shine through the darkest clouds. Friendship and integredy run through his veins and truth and comfort are the gifts he shares - always and without exception. If you need something to you can count on, you need a Monte.

friend Monte

by camping2 February 2, 2010

Monpeepee

Play on the word "Monbebe"
Also a group on Twitter filled with a bunch of crackheads

"always monpeepee after sex or you'll get an std"

"thank you for that good advice"

"no problem"

by monbitworld August 6, 2018

Montea

If you ever find a Montea try to keep her forever. Montea’s are very kind and bubbly people that are one of the most beautiful people you will ever see. She will be your best friend forever and will make you smile in the darkest days. She’s most likely a cheerleader because of how sweet she is. She is very close to prefection. -Lexi

“Montea is my best friend. She’s so beautiful and kind.” -Lexi

by CheerLexi January 6, 2019

Monterey Jack Minaj

A Wisconsin style threesome involving two women and one male who engage in the act of sexual intercourse involving Kwik-Trip or equivalent type cheese.

Did you hear about Juan Hollywood yesterday? He was arrested for seducing two female police officers out of a traffic violation in a Kwik-Trip parking lot! He fashioned a pair of Monterey-Jack handcuffs and sharp cheddar anal beads, and told the arresting officers it was just your typical "Monterey Jack Minaj." What a boss!

by Herbie Jones March 31, 2021

El Monterrey Slider

When a girl rides you regular style (not reverse cowgirl) facing you and sticks her finger up your asshole. Usually pronounced with an accent (think Spanish) so slider sounds like "Sly-ther"

When was the last time you had El Monterrey Slider?; well that's not long enough my friend
Man Homes I just had an El Monterrey Slider and Chit does her finger stink!

by Irishguy1 December 2, 2010

Minteer

the prime example of how to act like a douchebag and still get women in his bed. The Minteer is a social animal and heavy drinker. The Minteer loves cheap pitchers of shitty beer and plays XBox in his apartment, all while studying and attempting to not fail out of college.

Guy 1: Who the fuck is that douchebag hitting on my girlfriend?
Guy 2: That's a Minteer, your girl is fucking him tonight.

by mizzlehotch777 November 17, 2011