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Monstrafigate

The act of making oneself or someone else bonificus, or excellent. A successful monstrafigation results in the person being known as a monstrafican.

This can only happen when drunk.
"Is monstrafigate another word you made up when you were drunk?"

"The monstrafigating process has begun, and you will be a better person in the end. Now play beer pong."
by Altman29 December 21, 2008
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Monsterbating

The act of playing with one's monster unit in an app game in the restroom. At times, it is also done in public. It is a very vulgar act. Stroking, fingering, touching, and aiming are various ways in which one can play with their monster. At times, one can monsterbate furiously and come out not knowing how much time has passed.
Bob: Jim is taking an awful long time in the restroom.
Joe: He's probably just monsterbating in there.

To be caught in the act is to bring shame to oneself.
Jared: G..Gina! What are you doing here? I thought you left!

Gina: I forgot my keys. Wait, Jared? Oh my god! Are you monsterbating in public? Ew. That's just gross.
by YuppersDuppers October 31, 2015
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Monstraticous

It means that something is monstrous, but worded in a different way.
"That fly is monstraticously huge!"
by smortingcoke March 6, 2022
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marstrating

marstrating is the act of violently opening your past your eyelids for sexual gratification
damn bro i was marstrating so hard last night and i splorged
by huuuuuuuuuu August 21, 2024
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