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Something that used to live in Davey Havok's (of AFI fame) neck and bite him. Good thing it's gone now
That's mean, I hope you get a monster!
monster by MarinaM August 22, 2006
Counter-part to the "goalie;" one who will purposely distract unnattractive cockblockers so his/her friend(s) can get laid, even if it means taking home the target cockblock.
Guy 1 - "Dude, that chicks smokin' hot, but her ugly fat friend's a serious cockblock. I need a monster."
Guy 2 - "...you owe me big time for this."
Monster by Rockaj1012 March 5, 2007
big, massive; huge amounts of
Man, you check out that monster engine in that Altezza? The fucker's supercharged!
monster by Anonymous September 10, 2003
Something that is so beast, that in some way, shape, or form, it could be considered a legit beast.
Dude, I was walking down the street and found a 20 dollar bill on the ground. Shit was monster as fuck.
Monster by CYaNoTiK January 20, 2011
A "Monster" is a Lady Gaga fan, but there is a difference between a "Monster" and "Little Monster". A "Little Monster" is a monster that is 0 - 13 years old and a "Monster" is ages from 14 - 186
If someone says "I'm A Little Monster" or "I'm one of Lady Gaga's Monster's"
Monster by hausofemily July 2, 2011
makilyn's forehead

makilyn has a monster forehead.
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monster by fat forehead May 15, 2019