Counter-part to the "goalie;" one who will purposely distract unnattractive cockblockers so his/her friend(s) can
get laid, even if it means taking
home the
target cockblock.
Guy 1 - "
Dude, that chicks smokin' hot, but her ugly fat friend'
s a serious
cockblock. I need a monster."
Guy 2 - "...you owe me big time for this."