monthly gift

Period, menstruation, that time-of-the-month, having the painters in, call it what you will it still sucks.

Go swimming!!! Boy, you crazy, I've got my monthly gift at the moment..

by a,men April 1, 2009

courtesy month

the month subsequent to breaking up with someone during which the one who did the breaking up refrains from sexual activity with a third party unless the one who was dumped fucks someone else first

1. "Hey man, that chick wants your nuts. Are you going to bang her?"

"No man- I broke up with Leah last week and it's still her courtesy month."

2. "Dammit, Kristy just broke up with me and I heard she just got tag teamed by black guys!"

"I guess that whore doesn't believe in the courtesy month."

3. "Did you just fuck Jill? I thought you broke up with Kate two weeks ago. What about the courtesy month?"

"It's all good- Kate just blew the basketball team."

by Hank Bennet March 11, 2010

Slap Ass Month

The month of October where you can slap any guy or girls ass without getting in trouble or maybe you will but it is mainly for high schoolers and middle schoolers so hide yo ass

Hey

Hey
*slaps ass*
Why did you slap my ass its slap ass month

by He is dorky October 2, 2019

Monotone meat bag

A narcissist or sociopath when their mask is cracked or they are at home, out of the public eye and not show boating their false persona. It is at these times when they are not in public view that they let down their guard, are devoid of ANY emotion and their voice becomes monotone. They are referred to as meatbags to highlight their lack of human traits. Without a conscience (super ego) and unable to experience empathy, they are incomplete people who are monotone meat bags devoid of anything human.

At the party Fred was charming, engaging and delightful to the guests.
After the party, Fred returned to his home with his family and reassumed his position of monotone meat bag. He locked himself in his bedroom with his devices after leaving the young toddlers and their bags at the door with the mother. He did not bother to grumble goodnight before tucking into a selection of pornography and video games on his ipad. He locked his door and ignored the children's bedtime routine. The charming prince at the party was only an illusion. His monotone meat bag self resurfaced the moment he was out of public view and surrounded by family in his home.

by Narcbuster April 23, 2018

Zelda Month

A Youtube event started by Peanut Butter Gamer to celebrate the release of Skyward Sword. It has since become an annual event every November celebrating the much-loved Zelda franchise, with youtubers such as The Game Theorists, The Completionist, and Chadtronic jumping onto the bandwagon each year.

"Aw man, did you see? The new Zelda Month video came out!"
"Fuck yeah! Wasn't it great? Can't WAIT for the next one!"

by lilyo3 December 14, 2016

18 months

This is a term generally used by male celebreties who dont know how long a month is, or how many 18 is. Be warned. If someone says 18 months to you, it generally means 5+ years.

band member: we'll be going on hiatus for 18 months to focus on our solo careers.
fans: 18 months my ass

by actualgarbage28 January 29, 2021

dick grabbing month

for the whole of November it’s now called dick grabbing month. boys have had their fun now it’s our time :)

‘it’s november’

‘no it’s actually dick grabbing month’

by millyyyyissillyyyyyy October 10, 2019