monkeyfoot

One who packs a bowl while holding the bowl with his/her feet. n.

Mariel is such a monkeyfoot; she always holds the bowl with her feet.

by Dreezy_bluntz November 15, 2012

Monkeytarp

Female Item covering the Genitalia. Aka; Panties

She looks hot in that thong monkeytarp

by Montana Ross November 11, 2003

monkey fart

Any sound on water that makes a blooping type of sound. It is normally caused by a falling object perfectly striking and entering the water at an angle where it has the least friction.

1) Her dive off the diving board was so perfect that when she hit the water there wasn't really much of a splash only a monkey fart.

2) It was dark on the placid lake and completely quiet. Bored I started tossing rocks into the water underneath the full moon. Every time I threw a rock into the lake the only sound I could hear in the darkness was a monkey fart.

by Abraxas Romante April 29, 2008

Monkeytard

A monkey who is a tard

oi u monkeytard

by William Cheung November 22, 2003

monkeybating

The act of a monkey masturbating.

Every time I go to the zoo I see some quality monkeybating.

by Malodorous July 9, 2016

MonkeyFest

taking a class for credit that involves playing with monkeys

what happens during monkeyfest, stays in monkeyfest- fo'sheezy

by harvardmnkylab March 7, 2003

monkeyfriends

An 18 year old livejournal celebrity/drama-whore named Nicole who got knocked up by a 25 year old kid who lives with his parents, and is now having twins! The drama never ends.

Damn, monkeyfriends is pregnant again.

by Al Sharpton June 27, 2003