Satan's Monacle

The spinning wheel of doom given out by a Mac trying to process seemingly simple task.

I just want to launch iTunes! Why must I face Satan's Monacle again!?!?!?

by Singster725 December 9, 2008

Charming The Manaconda

The act of having sex with a male who has an abnormally large penis.

I hired a male stripper for my bachelorette party and ended up charming the manaconda.

by Roy Blanteep November 26, 2013

Monico

someone with an amazingly sexy voice a totally great bod, awesome tattoo's and has the sweetest personality to ever exist in the entire nation!!

omg! that boy is such a monico! i want his digits!!

by Brittany Corrine Hernandez April 30, 2008

taming the manaconda

Giving someone a boner with one of the flute things that snake charmers use.

"yeah last night we were gonna have sex but then i started playing my flute and i totally started taming the manaconda" - Paige

by Left Shark February 10, 2015

Monatophobia

The fear of dying alone.
Being that Thanatophobia is the fear of death and Monophobia is the fear of being alone therefore Monatophobia is the fear of dying alone.

Psychologist :" Every person essentially has Monatophobia, nobody wants to die alone , everybody wants at least one person to attend their funeral."
Me:" I'm fine dying alone, just kill me now and no one will notice a thing"

by Laposa September 14, 2017

Monaro

A Monaro is a fully sick car mate

Fernando: Nice Monaro mate
Habib: Colin Friels

by dunk December 15, 2003

Manaconda

A man's anaconda, or very large penis

-"Last night my man fucked me deep with his manaconda"
-"Lucky! I wish my man had a manaconda!"

by whipit good November 7, 2007