Molossia

Molossia is a micronation located near Dayton, Nevada. It is a republic founded by a redneck by the name of Kevin Baugh. The current population is 27 and it is 1.3 acres. It also declared war on East Germany. Molossia even has its own currency that is made from poker chips and its national dish is raw cookie dough.

We decided not to spend the weekend in Vegas, so we went to Molossia instead.

Charles: "Apparently some doucher made a country within the United States. It's called Molossia."
Rick: "Gotta love rednecks."

by Rex Dickens June 14, 2013

molasses barrier

The point at when any extra exerted effort will not produce any additional work.

I tried running this morning but hit a molasses barrier. I think I'll have to try something else in my diet, cause my body just didn't want to work.

by Permanant Harassment Zone February 6, 2012

molassesface

The male equivalent of a butterface (but, her face). When a dude is hot from the neck down, but has an ugly face.

Mmm, alas, his face.

Yeah he’s got a six pack and a nine inch cock, but molassesface.

by Molassesface September 12, 2021

Mobassir

He is a handsome and talented he is also a good person and always try to make happy he is very good in studied

I want to become like mobassir

by Nasheda November 24, 2021

Monlasses

A thick dark substance thats made by cooking down original green Monster Energy drink.
Can be used in cooking and just chuging down Monster faster.

I can't drink 4 cans of Monster. I cooked them down to Monlasses so I could chug them all in just a few seconds.
Now I am the monster!

by JessieTheMonster December 8, 2021

Moleasses

Moleasses is not something that is dark, sweet, syrupy byproduct made during the extraction of sugars from sugarcane and sugar beets. Well, it is dark but I don't recommend you to taste it.

I cried so hard when my mom told me I couldn't use my moleasses as syrup on my pancakes.

by user0690 November 20, 2022

Sweet Sassy Molassy

When you use high fructose corn syrup as lube to have anal sex with someone who has explosive diarrhea.

Karen had the shits bad last night so we made a Sweet Sassy Molassy.

by Krista NZ September 25, 2021