Someone who pays no federal income tax, also known as ''The 47 Percent''. A typical lazy-ass Obama voter.
by Aliases October 11, 2012
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He's Lazy. His girlfriend leaves the house in the morning to go to work while he's still under the covers and she comes home to find him asleep on the couch. He's always on EBay spending her money, playing video games, and can't even do the small things thing like replacing the empty toilet paper roll when it's out or cleaning the nasty black ring around the toilet once in a while. His laziness and a supreme lack of motivation are his signature moves.
He's Erratic. He continually demonstrates shady tendencies, like disappearing for days, binge drinking, or staying out all night and refuses to tell his girl where he's been. He moves back in with his ex wife and when she kicks him out a month later, his girl takes him back in.
He Lets His Woman Support Him. He lives rent-free and pays no bills. Although no self-respecting man would let his girlfriend always pay the way, this moocher expects her to support him and controls her by putting her car in his name and taking the keys when she tries to leave. He makes her pay his child support and she can't pay hers on time because of it.
He's Lazy. His girlfriend leaves the house in the morning to go to work while he's still under the covers and she comes home to find him asleep on the couch. He's always on EBay spending her money, playing video games, and can't even do the small things thing like replacing the empty toilet paper roll when it's out or cleaning the nasty black ring around the toilet once in a while. His laziness and a supreme lack of motivation are his signature moves.
He's Erratic. He continually demonstrates shady tendencies, like disappearing for days, binge drinking, or staying out all night and refuses to tell his girl where he's been. He moves back in with his ex wife and when she kicks him out a month later, his girl takes him back in.
He Lets His Woman Support Him. He lives rent-free and pays no bills. Although no self-respecting man would let his girlfriend always pay the way, this moocher expects her to support him and controls her by putting her car in his name and taking the keys when she tries to leave. He makes her pay his child support and she can't pay hers on time because of it.
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A term used to describe the child of a single mother. So called because the child is constant reminder that another man's spunk has mooched your new woman.
"Hi John, are you still with Sarah ?"
"Nope, I broke it off as soon as I found out she's got a spunk moocher"
"Nope, I broke it off as soon as I found out she's got a spunk moocher"
by Pabski July 12, 2003
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Is a person, simular to a TJ Sollozo, who likes men. He like mooching of peoples buttholes. He enjoys long walks around the pool with other gay swimmmers.
You are a homo butthole moocher.
Whoever brings the lube gets to be the butthole moocher.
Buttholes Moochers can't have babies.
Whoever brings the lube gets to be the butthole moocher.
Buttholes Moochers can't have babies.
by Jras October 13, 2007
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Get the munching moocher mug.an individual who, during a halo game, watches a battle between two players in splitscreen play and then jumps in and attempts to slay the winning individual in the forementioned battle.
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