Matej

Hottest and funniest person you will ever meet.

Girl- I wish I could date matej

by yeetemandskeetemyouhotem January 13, 2019

Wifey Material

A phrase often used to describe a girl whom you feel possesses certain qualities that qualifies her to be a model wife for you.

1) Kind
2) Sweet
3) Caring
4) Compassionate

Also see: Wifey

"Did you meet Christine yet? Man, she's definitely Wifey Material."

by Elmer March 23, 2005

Material Gworl

Gregory is Material Gworl

Freddy: C'mon Gregory tie your shoes we're leaving
Gregory: I don't have shoe laces though-
Freddy: You don't have shoe laces?
Gregory:Nah
Freddy: Are those..Velcro straps?
Gregory: MATERIAL GWORL

by MaterialGworlGregory February 4, 2022

Matea

The most beautiful girl I’ve ever met. Jealous over my ex but just scared to be broken. She’s quiet but talks with her actions. Her eyes tell a whole story. Amazing accent that you will just fall in love with. Someone you’ll never leave.

Wow, I really love Matea. ~c

by Str8_F4cts December 3, 2018

Mater

A tow truck that in the World of Cars represents a loyal friend to Lightning McQueen and a good hearted person, but in the real world if you saw him you would be reminded of a drug dealer or homeless pedophile.

Lightning McQueen: Hey there Mater, wanna go Tractor Tipping?
Random Car in the “real world:” Get the fuck away from me rusty rapist

by Dusty craphopper January 19, 2021

midnight material

Pornographic or stimulating images that are viewed at exactly 12am For the purpose of singular or multiple orgasms

The Sam C only views his midnight material at the previously mentioned time

by anonymous February 2, 2018

bad news material

Term generally used to describe shocking filth usually obtained from a certain file sharing network. Most likely German, most likey inclusive of faeces. Common source, Unit 23.

Oh my god, I cant watch that. Thats some real bad news material.

by jonny pondlife February 10, 2004