mashed potitties

When you take two exceptionally sized breasts and mash them into one super breast

When I get home I'm gonna make some mashed potitties.

I can't wait for Thanksgiving to make some Mashed potitties

by FacksOnly November 19, 2014

Mashbrown Asserole

Fisting your girlfriend's ass while enjoying a hearty, southern style breakfast.

What did you have for breakfast today braaaahhhh? Some Hashbrown Casserole?

No broooohhhhh. Eggs sunny side up and some Mashbrown Asserole. She couldn't walk to get a cup a coffee when I was done.

by Eaton Holgoode August 2, 2016

Cherry Mash

A glutenous chunk of chocolate covered cherry "candy". It will stop your heart in a matter of seconds.

Found in boxes containing around 300 chocolate candies around the size of a softball.

Dude 1: You trying to offer me some Cherry Mash?
Dude 2: Sure!

(Dude 1 bites into Cherry Mash)

Dude 1: I don't feel so good.
Dude 2: You don't look so good.
Dude 1: ARGH MY HEART!

Dude 1 dies.

by thefakelk March 3, 2011

Monarch Mash

The act of fornicating with a jar filled with butterflies. AKA Flutterfucking.

The Monarch Mash is a good way to relieve stress.

by Jody South August 17, 2020

pass the mash

You're probably here from that SNL sketch with Melissa McCarthy. We told you not to look for this !!

"I would like to guess the phrase... PASS THE MASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - M.McCarthy - 2014 - SNL

by PTM2019 January 15, 2019

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash

The most romantic meal Louis Tomlinson cooked for his vegetarian girlfriend.

"It's date night, what do you want to eat?"
"chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash."

by That Writer Girl November 4, 2020

Butter my Mash

Phrase.

1) Can be a statement in response to surprising news, akin to "Blow me down with a feather."

2) Can be a great line as a comeback, akin to "Suck my Cock."

Has no real meaning or context.

1)
Person 1: Homosexuality was just criminalised!
You: Well Butter my Mash!

2)
You: Butter my Mash, bitch!

You: Well how about you just go Butter my Mash.

by cheeeeeze December 1, 2010