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Dick Mitten

adj: a very warm, hair covered vagina.

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My penis was getting cold when your mom was giving me a hand-job so I put it in her dick mitten to warm up.
by David Williams September 12, 2005
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Frosty Mitten Job

A blowjob outside in the snow in the middle of winter while the penis is nearly frozen and the blower is wearing mittens
Hey why are you smiling so big?

Cuz, I just got my first Frosty Mitten Job
by manswer April 29, 2009
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Sticky Mitten

When a man cums in his hand and then procedes to slap his girl in the face with it
Angry that she wouldnt swallow, Bob came in his hand and then slapped Betty in the face. " You got sticky mittened bitch!"
by BestDayEver July 25, 2009
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swish mitten

a term for a vagina that is soaked in vodka.
dude, her swish mitten was all stanky last night
by greenbay fann November 12, 2011
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Dutch Mitten

When you fart in your hand, cup it and palm someones face. A less extreme however very effective version of the Dutch Oven.
John was very upset after I Dutch Mittened him.
by JuniorLoz November 24, 2019
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Michigan Mud Mitten

A Michgan Mud Mitten is something I find useful when I have the shits and no amount of normal wiping will get my ass clean. I bandage my hand up with theCharmin and use my whole hand to effectively wipe away any offending remains of my shit.
Tom shat such a creamy mess,he needed to make a Michigan Mud Mitten to clean it up completly.
by Hillairé June 26, 2005
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Flesh Mitten

A vagina, usually used when conditions outside are freezing, you put the vagina over the penis to warm it up
Danielle, if you want rides every morning because your car cant handle snow, your gonna have to put a flesh mitten on my penis in return.
by Matthew Gordon October 16, 2007
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