Mitsubishi i-MiEV

The scary Japanese electric car that for some reason ended in 2017 but looks like a 2002 Micro Station Wagon.

Mitsubishi Sales Man: Hey! Wanna take a test drive of the new Mitsubishi i-MiEV
Customer: Shut the fuck up I'd rather take my Eclipse Cross...
Mitsubishi Sales Man: Get out of my store.

by SoftCookiesFromAir August 8, 2018

Beijing Bar Mitzvah

The joyous occasion on the night before a boy’s bar mitzvah when the father takes his son to become a man at the hands of Yentel, the neighborhood octogenarian prostitute, who can do things with her good arm that will make you forget that thing on her neck.

After the actus delecti is completed, Yentel insists on feeding you matzoh ball soup and brisket, complaining that you are all skin and bones.

Shlomo just got back from his beijing bar mitzvah and he smells like manhood, horseradish and shame.

by Joost De Egressor March 13, 2008

bro mitzvah

A bro's right of passage.

Today Little Vigo is celebrating his Bro Mitzvah. We should all be there to celebrate.

by J R. August 10, 2009

Bong Mitzvah

Having a killer blaze session with a bong.

Saul: You still got that bong I got you when I was in Tel Aviv?
Red: Hell yeah, Bong Mitzvah! Hit it up, dude!

-Pineapple Express

by Zach The Magical Hobo July 19, 2009

mitesh

1. Biceps
2. Big guns
3. Hugeness
4. Buffness (particularly in relation to biceps)
5. a Tank

and lastly,
6. an alpha-male whose means of resolving disputes are generally summarised into short, succint sentences that involve the use of brutal force upon the offending party.

1. Mate, Arnold Schwarzenegger could sure do with a larger pair of mitesh's!

2. Guy 1: "Woah duuuuuude check out Mitesh's miteshes!!!"
Guy 2: "woaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Girl 1: *Drools*

3. Mitesh: "Gotta tutor some faggots in bentleigh today after uni, should fucken smash 'em instead."

by Mitesh's not so secret admirer November 23, 2007

Car Mitzvah

That special time in a car's life, at the age of thirteen, when it becomes a man.

"You can't sell your twelve-year-old Audi... it hasn't had it's Car Mitzvah yet!"

by Ryan TO September 30, 2005

Dy-No-Mite

Very cool; Awesome; Amazing; Hip.

Dawn is dy-no-mite.
Katie's clothes were totally dy-no-mite.

by Dawn Kathleen January 16, 2009