Mississippi Slap

The act of deliberately using a slipper, or a similarly floppy article of clothing, to slap the vagina repeatedly.

Due to the Bird's persistent cheek, it was necessary to pin him down and produce the Mississippi Slap.

by blueapple1 March 14, 2011

Mississippi Meat Handled

When you are pounding a girls box from behind and she reaches her hand up her fart box to jerk your meat off.

Dude, I went to Chili's for lunch and ended up getting Mississippi Meat Handled by the hot hostess.

by rixter1971 April 27, 2012

Mississippi Flapjack

Slapping your cock on relatives ass.

"Hey did you hear about Dustin Adams dropping his pants and giving his sister a Mississippi flapjack?"

by HughJayness February 26, 2017

Mississauga

A suburban city west of Toronto. It is the sixth largest city in Canada, consisting mostly of suburban neighbourhoods, with the exception of the Square One area, which has many high-rise residential buildings. A pretty chill place to live in general with a suburban feel, while also living in a large city of over 800,000 people. Despite this, it lacks a downtown core, which currently only consists of Square One, and some high-rise buildings.

Stop saying you're from Toronto when you're from Mississauga lmao

by watrulookingm8 October 7, 2020

one-mississippi

Often the phrase used to count out a full second.

"On the count of three, okay?"
"Okay! One-Mississippi...two Mississippi...three-Mississippi...go!"

by eeadl November 23, 2013

Misuse of Question and Answer Format

A tag on Yahoo! Answers which gives report monkeys an excuse to report questions and answers even without a legitimate reason.

Violation Notice!
You're question, "Should Communion Wafers Be Renamed Jeez-its?" has been reported for Misuse of Question and Answer Format.

by BrokenEye Unltd. March 28, 2010

Mississippi Blow Dart

When you are about to nut, instead of pulling out and turning her into a toaster strudel, you shoot your badger milk into your own mouth then blow it out as hard as you can into her face.

I just gave my brother's sister a Mississippi Blow Dart. Her dad couldn't hold the camera steady any longer because he was laughing too hard.

by DirtyOilFieldMinds May 18, 2016