Springfield, Missouri

A large town that thinks it's a city and wants nothing more than to be considered a real city. A town full of easily offended people. Locals from Springfield get butthurt when you say ANYTHING that can be even remotely considered criticism of the area. The town is nothing but indistinguishable strip malls, churches, shitty Chinese restaurants, and meth heads. This place is so behind the times they're just now starting to shit their pants over the discovery of craft beer.

Springfield, Missouri is NOT A CITY. It's a dollar store version of Columbia, Missouri but doesn't want to accept that it's a college town and does nothing to retain it's recent graduates.

Dumbass: Springfield, Missouri is such a great place! Did you know Brad Pitt went to High School here?

Sane Person: If it's such a great place, why did he move away at the first chance he could?

by Behind The Curve January 1, 2020

Missouri Drain-O

To perform anal sex while using Sanitizing gel as a lubrication shortly after defecating.

Guy: "O baby, you just took a crap? Wanna do a Missouri Drain-O real quickly to clean it out?"
Girl: "I'd love to"

by mexichode6969 January 18, 2010

Milk Massous

A girl that plays with the guys cum in their hands.

Quit being a milk massous and lick your hands dry!

by tittyfuck69 April 22, 2009

Missouri Head Butt

When a man runs full-force with an erect penis into their partner's face. This act is highly dangerous and often fatal, as it requires great cunning and penile precision.

Jake: Hey, did you hear what happened to Alex? Tried to give his girlfriend Miranda a Missouri Head Butt last night. Wound up in the hospital. He might not make it.

Bobby: Oh my God! Why didn't he just listen to us and give her a Steaming Hot Pan instead?!

by The Graham Cracker November 9, 2011

missouri pipeline

When someone people shove a pice of BBQ up your asshole.

Dude that Missouri pipeline was awesome!

by I like buns March 11, 2015

Miscommuniwave

You are approaching someone. They wave, you wave back, but they are actually waving at someone behind you. They notice your lame hand hanging in the breeze.

Ouch, thought that hottie was sayin hello but it was a miscommuniwave to a dude behind me.

by GrattanIV June 28, 2009

massoccer

verb; to massacre totally and hilariously destroy another team in soccer. In 2014 World Cup quarterfinal Brazil lost horribly to Germany 7-1 thus the origin of this word.

The Seattle Sounders will completely massoccer the Portland Timbers on Sunday.

by ArtsyAtrium July 9, 2014