facebook misdirection

When you post a false status on facebook knowing your page if being watched by you significant other and have your friends comment on it to help the cause

I was out tricking off last night but with a little facebook misdirection my girl thought i was at work all night

by Zale1738 February 18, 2010

Missfire Ghoster

When you thought had to poo, you farted and nothing came out.

Man I was just in the bathroom and I had a Missfire Ghoster. So sweet! Didn't have to wipe!

by Homer Tomacco May 12, 2010

misdirectorshiptation

The act of misdirecting

Wayne Hills Marching Band is, by no means, under the misdirectorshiptation of Mr. Paterno. In contrast, it is under the directorshiptation of him.

by another dutiful one May 25, 2003

misfile

sexy beast

mia is a sexy beast who I wanna have in my bed
misfile

by miafile February 5, 2022

Mistire

An Ethiopian name. She is a good girl who is very nice to people.

<Bob>"Hi Mistire, can you help me find my frisbee? <Mistire> "Sure I can!!" 5 minutes later, finds the frisbee in the attic

by ball_lover 2.0 August 5, 2024

medical misdirection

When you call report to the freestanding ED with a 79yoa Female with a twisted ankle, and the MD makes it a Trauma 1 and diverts you to Metro.

"This is Med 8,coming to you with a 79 Female, Complaint is Isolated Ankle Injury. Denies falling, states twisted it whi..."
MD: "Wait, you said 79? TRAUMA TEAM! DIVERT TO METRO!" *click
"...Fucksticks, more medical misdirection..."

by ParaBasicFireDriver May 19, 2018

Johnsonian hole misdirection

1. A reason for the disastrous 2024 election result cited by a mysterious ex-ministerial source.

2. The silhouette of an overweight man with huge feet and a huge nose, combining stereotypes of both a clown and the mythical liar, pinocchio.

3. A disguised insult in which the speaker appears to be suggesting that a particular person was sorely missed, when in fact the speaker is saying the person is and always was an (arse)hole or similar

A senior ex conservative minister blamed the parties trashing in 2024 on a Boris Johnson shaped hole - a Johnsonian hole misdirection that was picked up by the Tory-supporting press. At face value the ex-minister was bemoaning Boris Johnson's absence, when in fact (s)he may have been laying the blame at the door of Mr Johnson while implying that the man may also be a chocolate starfish in human form.

by gav-wan July 8, 2024