Miserable Fuck

A Miserable Fuck is someone who has had such a shitty life that no other phrase could possibly describe it. This kind of person has had so many shits taken in their happy meals that their life is just unbearable. Miserable Fucks typically can't get any pussy and stick to their books, they don't drive cars and ussually have other people drive them around. They don't hold a job, dress decently, or shave. They masturbate their (generally small) penis so frequently that even if they did get pussy it would fail to function by age 25.

Me: Hey man you wanna go to the have sex with beautiful lesbian women all night club? I'm paying.

Bro: Nah man I'm to busy masturbating my (generally small) penis extremely frequently.

Me: Dude, you're like a textbook definition of a Miserable Fuck.

by Dr. Schlaktus April 7, 2009

misgrace

(noun) the combination of mistake and disgrace usually used to define a person who is a complete mess.

"that kid you hooked up with last night was an absolute misgrace."

by Alexandra & Brittani August 30, 2006

misrated

Rated incorrectly. Often used to describe DDR song difficulty ratings

This song is misrated, it should be an 8.

by 5'11"Racer March 4, 2009

mikarah

a very rare and awkward being that you have to feed regularly but don't worry about the water part because they don't like water

The Mikarah is native to the united states.

by ewpig March 7, 2017

misaamanewife

the coolest person on tiktok. amazing hilarious content and they're just so cool.

person 1: omg the best day of my life is here, misaamanewife is my mutual!

person 2: omg im gonna go ask if she wants to be mutuals with me

by twilight.sparkles June 21, 2021

a miserable little pile of secrets

Quotation originally by Andre Malraux - French Historian, Novelist and Statesman, 1901-1976. Wrote "The Human Condition" (1933), fought for the French resistance in World War II.

"What is man? A miserable little pile of secrets"

by Den' September 4, 2008

minaras

Greek word for malaka used in the city of Patras.

O malakas stin kathomiloumeni metaxi ton Patrinon. Exei akrivos tin idia simasia me to malaka kai xrisimopoieitai stis idies periptosis. Antistixo tou "paliomalakas" einai kai to "paliominaras".

To "minaro" upodilonei oti travao malakia, i xano ton xrono mou. "Minarisma" einai mia malakia.

Ti ginetai re minara; Pame gia kana kafe sto panaxaiko;

Me tosi anergia minaro oli mera.

Se tsakomo: Poion eipes minara re paliominara;

by Harry November 17, 2004