King Midas

When an individual urinates on their own hand before pleasuring themselves.

I wanted all gold everything so instead of getting a spray tan I gave myself a King Midas

by carlthelong December 1, 2022

midassexual

Attracted to the midas the Male tier 100 skin of chapter 2 season two of Fortnite battle Royale

Bro I’m a simp for midas

You mean your a midassexual

by Mycat October 22, 2020

Midas Male

Midas males have typicially got enormous genitals and are intelligently superior humans who also have 42 chromosomes in total. A so-called Midas Male is only born once every 4.3 billion years so they are extremely rare.

Typical female or male or furry ( I don't discriminate) : I wish i had a midas male or an ariosha male in my life!

by BaiChaiuLover November 12, 2021

Mirasol

The best place in the world. Located in Tucson, AZ. Mirasol is the definition of relaxation and happiness. It also happens to be a treatment center for eating disorders. Walk in and you'll have your life changed..for the better!

Girl: I HATE FOOD I HATE LIFE OMG I WANT TO DIE.

Mirasol: *magic powers*

Girl: I'm happy and love life. WOO gimme a burrito!

by TracyElizabethh February 21, 2009

MiDas

This person is the coolest, most amazing person. He builds for MCBC and he is an S tier. You should definitely check his YouTube channel: RealMiDasGames.

You need to be as cool as MiDas.

by justmidas May 15, 2022

midas (well)

'Might as well'

Basically a cooler term for "I should just" or "fuck it"

"Are you going to do it?" "Midas (well)"
Just do it

by ctynacho November 27, 2016

Midas Touch

Painting your hand gold (normally with spray paint) then beating someone off. Nail polish or glitter can be substituted, but is frowned upon.

I used to know this chick that would give out the Midas Touch under the bleachers. Only bad part was having a golden mule afterwards.

by Gantalopian May 3, 2010