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Minute Man

The process of wiping in and throughout a poo instead of at the end of pooing. This could be done for many reasons, but the main theme being preperation incase you have to leave the toilet quickly, thus "Minute Man."
Hey, make sure to be a minute man in there. I can feel something brewing and I don't want you wiping for an hour and a half while I take a dump on the floor.
by Tommy Two-Shoes May 13, 2017
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Minutemen

the po in boston that give u parking tickets or tow ur car b/c theyre to the minute... a play off the minutemen soldiers that were in the boston area back in the day.
You better put more quah(r)ters in the meter or the minutemen will get your cah(r).
by joe4243 November 11, 2008
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Two Minute Man

1. To purposely make your temporary absence known and to make an excuse such as false claims of interacting with a female on a communication messenger (MSN, AIM, etc.) and returning 2 minutes later to resume your online conversation.

2. To boost your self esteem.
Hey, did you guys hear about Brown Jam? He's a two minute man!
by LoboTHEONEANDONLY June 6, 2009
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miinutemaid

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by Miinutemaidfanpage February 5, 2021
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One minute man

Mentioned in the song Turn Red, by M Dot R. Is a reference to Kayvon Parsa Najibzadeh.
If yuh looking fi ya one minute man, Goddamn, she get di wrong man!
by ramp65 March 12, 2024
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Mineman Pretend

Mineman Pretend is a term for Minecraft Roleplay servers. Basically D&D but usually more focused on roleplay and less on mechanics, with your avatar's skin representing your character's appearance, your character's placement in the world representing where your character is in the world, and plugins to make your chat messages only appear to players in a certain radius.
I sure wish my old Mineman Pretend server hadn't shut down. I had a lot left to do with my character. Oh well, I'll try applying to this new server, Saphriel.
by Minemanner October 8, 2019
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Mintmanvr

The best gorilla tag player ever, is really underrated having only 1800 followers on tiktok. Has many great friends including: mr..purp, smoothmonkey, essencevr
Do you follow mintmanvr on tiktok. Yes how could you tell. Because you pull all the girls.
by MintmanVR May 8, 2022
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