minister

a protestant clergyman

A minister, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar...What is this, some kind of joke?

by ScottX September 11, 2006

minimalism

Small as possible, like this entry.

This definition is an example of minimalism.

by domp October 27, 2007

minimal wear

A condition of a weapon skin in cs:go that comes right before factory new. Typically bought by thrifty players who have realised that in most cases, the difference between factory new and minimal wear can only be observed under a microscope and by the size of the dent in your already fund deprived wallet

I was going to buy the factory new tec-9|brass, but I saved enough money to buy a car by going with the visually identical minimal wear variant. After some time however, I did realise there is a small scratch inside the chamber, so that must be why it's minimal wear.

by ExpectNeo June 2, 2017

minister blair

The act of a man speaking with a British accent while he performs anal sex on a woman.

Dave: Did you bone that chick Kristen last night?
Justin: Yea, she took it right in the butt.
Dave: How did you get her to do that??
Justin: She's a sucker for English dudes, so I just got her drunk and gave her the ol' minister blair.

by roofman August 11, 2009

Minister of Death

One who prays for war.

"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings."-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:

by n00b f00 October 4, 2005

Minimoose

(1) Noun. Invader Zim's little-known sidekick. Communicates through squeaks, and is able to persuade large masses of people with a single squeak.

(2) Noun. Any extremely tiny members of the moose family who communicate through squeeks. Standardly purple in color.

(1) Minimoose! Get me the secret plans to destroy the Dib human!

(2) So I looked in my shoebox, and found a Minimoose gnawing on my shoe. Yeah. I kicked him good.

by Alex April 18, 2003

Minimoose

A small, roundish, magical, talking flying miniature moose.

Everyone thinks Minimoose is the coolest thing ever even though Guy is the main character

by Dertt February 9, 2004