I’m mining

A great mine craft parody of drowning.

I’m mining I’m mining I’m mining I’m mining, mobs so icy wonder why they kill me I’m just mining.

by A little 9 year old kid December 17, 2018

Minning

A person who is a genius, kind, and extremely athletic. A Minning is a person who everybody wishes they were.

"Hey man, that guy is so like a Minning"
"Yeah, he's so cool and smart"
"I wish I could be more like him"

by binleet7865 November 5, 2020

salt mining

Digging for a reason to be mad

"These SJWs very salt mining hard, today."

by Morticia Gravesyde November 17, 2016

minging

certainly common in eastern Scotland, where the final g isn't pronounced (minginn) (and probably n.e. England) since at least the 1950's. Something unsavoury, or long past its best.

Only in the past 5 years has the rest of the UK cottoned on to this wonderful word

I didn't change my underpants for a week, and they are now minging

by peter mckellican June 17, 2006

wank mining

The act of masturbating while simultaneously surfing porn in a haphazard manner, in the hope of chancing across a piece of such unparalleled hotness/depravity that it pushes you to the point of orgasm.

"Anyone know of any good tips for multiple windows installations, without the mind numbing tedium?"
"do some wank mining on the first, while installing the second"

by wooty January 13, 2008

minting it

When you're brushing your teeth and masturbating at the same time. You spit the tooth paste into your hand and continue on until climax. The point of the toothpaste is to enhance the experienced sensation a la altoids. It is often followed by a warm shower.

It was Monday and I needed a perk so I ended up minting it this morning!

by Cory_J May 3, 2009

turd mining

gay men having butt love

the two coal miners where turd mining

by C.L.K. January 10, 2008