Miley Cyrus 

1The Chosen One. As in the one chosen to tarnish the entire country with her success.
2The Bomb. By the bomb, I mean her music is shipped to enemy forces overseas, then terrorists listen to it and kill themselves.
3Hannah Montana. Clearly the most awful program in entertainment. It's even banned from countries with people who have sensitive hearing. So fake that is makes the Final Fantasy series look nonfictional.
4 A no talent attention whore who doesn't have friends and only acts for money and attention. Also if you're over 15 and enjoy her music or shows-- wow! That's like 5 million of you! Hohohoh...

God: *holding baby Miley* Billy Ray. I bestow upon you little baby Miley Cyrus. I present to you a queen and future ruler of entertainment. The chosen one! *drops baby Miley on her head* ...Oopsie...

Miley Cyrus by Smart American Male January 18, 2009

Miley Cyrus 

Justin Bieber in drag.

Miley Cyrus has the A.I.D.S. virus!!

Miley Cyrus by sicmyduck June 27, 2019

Miley Cyrus 

(my lee´sigh rus) verb 1. a woman who turns gay at the drop of a hat to get attention, usually in order to make headlines so she can sell more of her crap-ass music; 2. white hillbilly skank who does cultural misappropriation (i.e. twerking) to amp her coolness factor; 3. attention whore who tries to shock to get media attention
adj someone who possesses a raspy, mollied singing voice that sounds like sandpaper against your ass.

1. She was miley cyrusing tonight at the club since she was too fugly to attract a man. 2. Our cheerleaders tried to miley cyrus their dance routine to get attention from the horny boys in the bleachers. 3. Her miley cyrus singing made everybody run outside to puke.

Miley Cyrus by Jewel52 September 4, 2019

Miley Cyrus 

Disposable seriously she has no talent why is she here

Miley cyrus sucks we don't need her

Miley Cyrus by hello you123 October 18, 2008

Miley Cyrus 

A disney robot used to brainwash all kids to make the disney company rich.

Disney: MWUAHAHHAHA! Ladies and gentlemen meet our new invention Miley Cyrus!
Miley: NOBODY'S PERFECT! I GOTTA WORK WORK IT!...
Kid: Mommy can I have Miley's new CD?
Mom: AGHHHHHH!! DAMN U MILEY CYRUS!!!

Miley Cyrus by Ireesh October 19, 2008

Miley Cyrus 

That one Disney star - you know, the one with her own show named after a overused girl name and the underused state name? Yeah, well it seems she's moved on from being the role model of countless six year-old girls to being the role model of countless teens and pre-teens who really want to loose their virginity and develop some kind of exotic infection... You know, the usual celebrity stuff.

"Did you hear about Miley Cyrus's new album?"

"Yeah, I heard she rode a cast iron ball like there was no tomorrow!"

Miley Cyrus by BunTiggly May 28, 2014

miley cyrus 

Daughter of B-list celeb 'Billy Ray Cyrus', who first emerged in the media when her show 'Hannah Montana' debuted.

She has since become more famous than her father for having half the talent. A celebrity who can sing so-so, and is advertised beyond belief due to the obsessive promotional nature of Disney Channel.

In many eyes a skanky slut who, while under the knowledge of poperazzi just waiting to exploit her further, purposely takes pictures of herself deemed 'risque and racy', that in the beginning were acceptable but now have taken this glamour star to new slutty heights. Thanks for keeping the 13-year old boners alive, can't wait to see the next irresponsible scandelous photo you decide to publish on the internet - but don't do it too often, people might just GET TIRED OF IT.

Not to mention the clearly evident fact that she is currently too high on this fame she thinks is just a 'ride' to ever act civilized, let alone be responsible for herself. Please, your like a little 10 year old wanting to be famous - only now you are and you've never come down from this cloud your on.

Oh yeah - you're boyfriends fugly!!!!!

A: You seen the new 'risque' pics of Miley Cyrus yet?
B: Just in time, my boner was starting to wear off!!

miley cyrus by DijonDijon May 18, 2008