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mikhail gorbachev

A Russain dictator named after the action done when any good Nazi sees Adolf Hitler at a McDonald's.
Guy 1: I bet you dont know where the name "mikhail gorbachev" came from.
Guy 2: Yeah it's the Russian form of Michael.
Guy 1: Thats not what I heard on Urban Dictionary!
Guy 2: Who the hell searches for mikhail gorbachev on Urban Dictionary?
by Dental malpractizzle May 27, 2006
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Mikhail

A large-nosed fella who, without reason, is equipped with large toes. As it is written in the law of the land, Mikhail does not understand basic social etiquette. He will sometimes sit down next to you and stare at you dead in the eyes and say, "Am I being weird right now?" A girl on a bed thinks Mikhail is beautiful, but a guy in a chair thinks Mikhail is a delicious dick-hole with a dream.
Why is Mikhail here?
by Michael Fucker October 8, 2018
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mikhail

the type of guy to kill him self with a spoon
R.I.P mikhail cause of death dies to spoon
by fart poo December 11, 2018
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Mikhail

Mikhail is an asshole. He always ignores people and only loves himself. He thinks that he is a big dick but in real he can be only a piece of shit nothing more. Furthermore he is stupid af his Instagram account sucks.
Mikhail the human form of narcissism.
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Mikhail Medina

Mikhail is my lord and savior. I have a religion based off of him. He gets his ass eaten on the daily and taught me how to put the shot.
I wish I was Mikhail Medina, I’ll go kill my self now
by Gabi Bazikas June 15, 2018
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Mihailo

Mihailo is a very handsome & caring guy, who will alway protect his Girlfriend from Danger!

Girls (and Boys) that have been with him say, that he always has a small PENIS and a big ANAL.
Also, he often works in Kindergartens, Preschools and especially as a Child Doctor at hospitals:
Because he likes little Children from 6 to 10 :(
Mihailo has a lil penis and a enormous anal entrance...
by Doge_my_Coin October 6, 2022
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Mikhail

He is a confederate. He also looks exactly like Jonesy from Fortnite. He is really racist. he is also autistic. He is a Republican.
Mikhail is dumb as fuck
by Obesekid April 6, 2022
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