Fred’s wife was nagging him about getting too hammered drinking bourbon on weekends, so he decided to get Midwest sober.
by Rick Brewer October 28, 2021
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The general aversion towards time, effort and especially money on things which could materially improve your life. It often causes people to just accept a clearly sub-optimal situation as "fine".
A term originally coined by Technology Connections.
A term originally coined by Technology Connections.
Mr C.: "Wow this 60 year old wooden step ladder is perfectly fine. No need to upgrade anytime soon no sir, this thing will even outlive my grandchildren!"
Me: "Nah man, that thing is way too old, rickety and wobbly to be trusted at this point. You're suffering from toxic midwesterninity"
Mr C.: *Proceeds to mount the ladder, it breaks and he dies*
Me: "Nah man, that thing is way too old, rickety and wobbly to be trusted at this point. You're suffering from toxic midwesterninity"
Mr C.: *Proceeds to mount the ladder, it breaks and he dies*
by JerkingJerky January 14, 2022
Get the toxic midwesterninity mug.A massed region that is thought to be full of hicks and more conservative people with dull, boring accents. These are bigotted, narrow-minded people from other regions who say this. The Midwest isn't a bad place at all.
by Bush Fan November 30, 2004
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She wasn't sure about Jeff until the first time he delivered a midwest thunderbumper, after which she knew she was really in love.
by midwest thunderbumper September 15, 2009
Get the midwest thunderbumper mug.The point at which a person who used to have ambitions realizes that they live in a state in the American Midwest, and overcompensates for the fact by purchasing BMWs and Cadillacs which they most likely cannot afford.
The United States geographical equivalent of a midlife crisis.
The United States geographical equivalent of a midlife crisis.
Steve: Hey, what's Mark doing in that Caddy?
Chester: It finally hit him that he lives in Iowa; the car's his way of coping with the Midwest crisis.
Chester: It finally hit him that he lives in Iowa; the car's his way of coping with the Midwest crisis.
by ANonExistentUser June 21, 2011
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