Milfates

MILFs who do Pilates. Considerably hotter than regular MILFs.

Joe: I love my Gym - it is filled with Milfates!
Don: Whoa man. that is amazing

by thisismynewname October 7, 2011

milf mouth

When a Milf possesses the type of lips and mouth that are extremely suitable for sucking multiple cocks and swallowing large quantities of cum.

Celine Dion has such a nice Milf Mouth.

by Gary Esqe May 26, 2016

Midleftern

A young person from the Midwest who's politics are left wing because they lack the foresight to think 20 years in the future.

You're such a midleftern douchebag.

by americanidiot69 December 27, 2022

midlothian tx

A small ass town in Texas South of Dallas. That is overrun by dick cops who literally have nothing better to do than put people in jail for roach weed. The girls are known as Midlo hoes. This town is so boring that all the schoolers get drunk and drive their douche bag trucks up to whataburger on Friday night. Seriously never come to Midlothian Tx.

Midlothian Tx is a small Texas town

by janedoe187 February 26, 2015

Busty Milf

A Busty milf is one that is in her mid 30s, isnt a skinny milf, or fat. but one that has nice curves.

Damn, the palce where I work has this Busty Milf. Im asking for extra hours.

by OL1V3R.sco October 7, 2008

milfbread

Bread that has aged past it's best-before/expiration date but still tastes fresh

Person 1: Dude, isn't that bread like a month past the expiration date?

Person 2: No worries, this is milfbread

by pandabearguy October 19, 2009

G-MILF

an acroym for 'Grand Mother I'd Like to Fuck'

used superbly by skwisgaar skwigelf in
the first episode of metalocalypse.

stemming from the term MILF.

"guess what you are a G-MILF. that is a grand mother i would like to......"
-Skwisgaar Skwigelf

by Eszt0r_bot January 28, 2008