midget

What you call someone shorter than you no matter what their height is. Usually this person isn't actually a midget, unless of course you want your achilles tendon cut out when you're not looking down.
Hey you might be a "midget" now but you'll grow up some day. How old are you again? 22? Oh well....
by Itsutsu Kami May 14, 2011
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midgetity

a) The state or quality of being a midget.
b) Displaying midget-like characteristics, either physical or mental.
Joe, I am rather perturbed by your midgetity.

The 4 foot tall person is clearly showing signs of midgetity today.
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Midgetism

The act of having a large head and funny looking fingers.
I'm not going to have sex with that kid singing on youtube because he has midgetism.
by sublimemind March 03, 2012
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midget

The creature god created to keep the pedophiles at bay.
And on the 4214th day our lord created midgets.
by kdajklfdjak flda;s October 25, 2009
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midget

Main Entry: midg·et
Pronunciation: \ˈmi-jət\
Function: noun
Usage: often attributive
Etymology: midge
Date: 1816

1: something (as an animal) much smaller than usual
2 : a monkey disguised as a clown
3: a front-engine, single-seat, open-wheel racing car smaller and of less engine displacement than standard cars of the type
by theskanman July 13, 2008
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midgetism

the disease first discovered in south england resulting in the horizontally challenged and/or short
After being diagnosed with midgetism, the old man slowly got shorter
by Pat Dunphy July 26, 2003
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midget

abnormally small limbs and torso but unbeleivably large head and forehead.
The are surprisingly strong they have all the strength of ten men compressed in to their little midget body
look at that midget he is so cute i want to kiss his huge forehead
by bean May 27, 2003
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