middleman

Used in social situations, which a person tries to gain control by telling another person, information about another. Basically B tells A about C, or vice versa. The goal is to confuse the two, so that B will gain the upper hand in the social context, whether gaining approval or be seen as "cool"
Avoid them at all costs!
Also, to be used on who they think are "suckers" or to "gauge" or "test" for gullibility. Can anyone say Manipulator?!

B: "Hey, Lisa's having a birthday, you should come!"
C: (thinking to herself, why didn't A just invite me THEN?)
Really? Well, I don't really know her that well.
B: She'd want you there, really.
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(At the birthday)
A: Oh hey C. (surprised expression)
B: Hey, I heard from B it was your birthday!
C: (thinking to herself, hehe i was the middleman...suckers)

by ialreadyknowclueless August 14, 2010

Drop the soap without the middleman

The act of shaping a bar of soap into a phallus shape and proceeding to make sweet love to it.

Dropping the soap in prison was not up to my expectations, therefore I had to drop the soap without the middleman.

by Long John Hawkins October 21, 2020

middleman

Also known as the Double Adapter , this is the man in the middle of a gay threesome.

My boyfriend and I picked up this flammer last night ,Sidney, and we used him as the middleman.

by roodboy September 1, 2007

The MiddleMan

A Hacker On Omegle who is in the middle of two conversations, you may never hear or know he is there until he talks, hes always watching.

Me: Did you hear the middleman speak just now?
Stranger: No i dont hear anyone?

by omeglelul October 25, 2020

middleman

A bisexual man who helps to pass semen from his boyfriend into the vagina of a woman wanting to be insemenated by the strictly gay male.
He does this by giving his boyfriend a blowjob and spitting the contents of his mouth into the womans open vagina.

My boyfriend played middleman last night between me and that horny chick.

by roodboy September 2, 2007

middlemas

(n); to be average - nothing extraordinary - amongst the masses with no discerning qualities.

That whole group of friends you hang out with is so deep in the middlemas. Can't you find more interesting people to spend time with?

by The In Crowd March 4, 2008

Middlemanic

When the normal business of being a middleman gets unnecessarily complicated or convoluted, usually caused by the erratic behavior of one or more parties.

With the cops being involved and Tony having a breakdown the night before, Jake's normal middleman routine had become middlemanic to say the least.

by whaWHApopPOP October 12, 2020