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Madden-bate

When you are forced to spend the night playing Madden by yourself, with just the voice of Gus Johnson to keep you comfort. Often this happens when your bro ditches you to go spend time with his girlfriend. It is normal to feel slightly ashamed once you complete a round of Madden-bating.
Zach: Hey man, let's go play some Madden.
Brendan: Nah dude, I gotta go buy some furniture with my girlfriend.
Zach: Oh, damn. Looks like I'm gonna have to go home and Madden-bate all night.
by Antoine_Dodson December 12, 2010
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Madden Catch

In American Football, when a defender swats a ball out of the air and thinks he's made a good play only for a receiver to then run onto the ball before its hit the ground and make a catch. It is so called because of the popular Madden video games where it happens frequently.
Player on Xbox live: Shit this kid defended my pass, oh wait its all right one of my players has made a Madden catch and I've scored a touchdown
by mincy laroux June 1, 2009
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DAT MADDEN

what people call the Madden NFL video games you know those Madden NFL video games that don't end and pop out year after year
GameStop: thanks for shopping here... would you like to pre order DAT MADDEN?

Gamer: nah man im cool

GameStop: Come on get DAT MADDEN before the 08 turns to 09

Gamer: bitch if I really wanted to play football I would go outside..
by YouMad October 1, 2007
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Joel Madden

Lead singer to Good Charlotte.Twin of Benji Madden.Younger sibling of Sarah Madden and Josh Madden,original last name:Combs.
Still love you guys,kinda disappointed that you wrote songs for Hilary Duff.
by InfamousKitten July 21, 2008
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Madden Mobile

An electronic mobile game made by EA that is designed to screw people over with their coin prices, while the gamers are typically aged anywhere from 8-15 years old. They also like to anal people with their shitty servers. Note: If you call this company for technical support, you will continually be transferred to some random no-life who will then transfer you to another no-life within a one-week period.
Sam: Hey John, how's Madden Mobile going?

John: Oh, hey Sam. I'm still waiting for that support guy named Rajesh to call me back on fixing my server errors.
by Anonymous Person February 17, 2015
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Madden

Madden tends to be a smart and good looking guy but doesn’t really enjoy school. He is really easy to keep a relationship with and makes a good boyfriend.
Madden is so nice

I’m going to ask out madden

Madden looks good today
by Jules223 January 29, 2018
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Madden 10-dinitis

A condition that will begin afflicting users of the hotly anticipated "Madden 2010" after prolonged periods of gameplay. The first sufferers will be the midnight buyers, who will begin sensing symptoms at around 4 A.M. on August 14th, 2009.

Madden 10-dinitis will result in a brief, but severe drop, in productivity for the following work-week of the American economy, as upwards of 7 million people will have called in with the condition.
Alfonze (on phone): Hey boss, I got bad news. Yeah, I got tendinitis and won't be able to come into work until Monday at the earliest. That cool?

Rick the boss (on phone): Alfonze, do you have tendinitis, or do you have Madden 10-dinitis?

Alfonze: ...Madden 10-dinitis.

Rick the boss: All right. See you next week. (whispers) How is it?

Alfonze: THIS SHIT'S OFF THE CHAIN, SON!
by Derek Juntunen August 14, 2009
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