microscopicfeet

(Feet smaller than a pin head and the rider of 24ft dicks)

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by Camtboss October 19, 2019

Microscopic Penis

If you have this, you get no pussy. I will assure you that you will never have sex in your life ever.

“Hey I heard that Billy has a Microscopic Penis. He’s not having sex!”

by I Don’t Have a Small Penis June 22, 2022

Microscopic

What women say to other women to hide the fact you have a big cock/dick that they want in their face

What about Dominic

Pshh don’t worry about him his dick is microscopic

Idk I’ve heard otherwise bitch

by Watermelon flavored coochie 69 June 30, 2022

Microscopiss

The tiny droplets of urine splashed on your legs, pants or shoes when you’re pissing standing up. They can be felt when you’re wearing shorts but one must be careful because these will inevitably accumulate if you don’t wash your pants with a certain frequency, leading to foul smell and other inconveniences.

- Dude, toss the TP cause I need to wipe my legs and boots, just felt a bit of microscopiss while doing my business behind the tree.

- Here, dude!

by Manoosa Lago June 19, 2023

sharing a microscope

Sharing a prostitute that has expired, and then cut in half.

Chad and his best friend love sharing a microscope!

by macroscope December 2, 2011

Microscope

Something you need to see your penis with.

Stfu Manny I’m getting you a microscope

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

microfucked

Any meat that has been left in the microwave for too long to the point that it is rubbery, dry and tough.

Hence the word "microfucked" were the meat has been literally fucked up by the microwave.

Aww Fuck! The meat has been microfucked, lets just get some takeaway...

by XvGRIMREAPERvX March 17, 2011