Microsoft

Nuke Targert Of many places around the world!

There are 2,036 Nuke targeted at microsoft!

by MeDude September 4, 2005

microsoft

Noun: describes the state of a severe reduction in size and state of readiness of the male member due to a severe reaction to an unpleasant looking female.

Verb: to severely reduce in size and state of readiness the male member due to an adverse reaction to an unpleasant looking female.

I saw a girl last night that was so ugly she gave me an instant microsoft.

Boy, after going home with her after the disco and a few bevvies I woke up sober, looked at her and instantly microsofted!

by Gary from Italy January 4, 2009

Microsoft

A badly made OS that will destroy all of mankind and enslave all of the surviving humans. WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!

it also doesn't work worth sh*t and crashes every 5 minutes. it also F*CKS UP ALL YOUR PERIPHERALS AND KEYBOARDS!!!

see also Trsdahgfdajkhfg...SORRY, Microsoft f*cked my keyboard... see also Trojan Virus

by Jordan654 April 9, 2006

Microsoft

A Term for Bill Gates penis

Nice Microsoft there Bill

by Still Floating September 19, 2010

Microsoft

Someone who possesses a micro penis and it is usually difficult to get hard

I know why Bill gates created Microsoft he had to compensate for his Microsoft

by Yo i b makin words up September 25, 2016

Microsoft

A computer company named after Bill Gates's Penis.

Yeah man, did you hear about Microsoft?
Do you mean Bill Gates's penis?
No, god no! I meant the company!

by Obsidian_Linguist September 26, 2017

Microsoft

A man with a micro penis and erectile dysfunction

Sadie hooked up with Stuart only to realize he was microsoft, effectively ruining the night.

by Bordygodpoo June 18, 2019